Love Me.

They call me Shelby I like funny things and I like you. Leave lame jokes in my ask box.

[respectfulmemes]

[oohsnickers]

I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are “communicate” and “break up”* yeah sure go ahead

[ink-phoenix]

*adds a sticky note that reads KILL HIM* to spice things up

[itskyalenotkyletoo]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Lmaoo

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

It's disrespectful

[smirnoffpasta]

This is SPECTACULARLY done

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[weatherall]

#leaf him alone

[markv5]

куфь

куфь

[male2faggot]

[delta-breezes]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unshrink]

if you ever feel down… remember dat

[justcatposts]

Oh my god

[joshpeck]

thought this said "your body is sacred" at first but it didn't <3

[pizza-box-raccoon]

Oct. 14th - Take a famous painting from any time in history… and October-fy it (Halloween-y or Fall-y would be awesome)

The Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh. (1889)

October-fyed with Halloween Town from Nightmare before Christmas.

(Click for better quality.)

[thatsthat24]

Whoooooaaaaa!!!!!! This is beautiful!!!!

[liberalsarecool]

Our enemies want Trump elected because Trump is servile and obedient to our enemies.

#DotsConnected

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so superheroes get to choose their own costumes right. they get to design it based on personal preferences. and a new superhero is probably gonna repurpose whatever material is on hand 

so if, for example, if a furry gained superpowers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’M RIGHT AND I SHOULD SAY IT

[taggaudtiltheyreblog]

Isnt that already a superhero?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nah those heroes are all shapeshifters or animal-based powers FUCK 👏 THAT 👏 NONSENSE 👏

👏 GIVE 👏 ME 👏 A 👏 HERO 👏 w/ normal run-of-the-mill super strength, super speed, whatever, who doesn’t have spider-powers this or beast boy powers that, but who chooses with no prompting from fate to go out and proudly fight crime in a repurposed fursuit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone in the notes saying batman but that emo fuck just wears a leather bodysuit + cape and calls it a day. a genuine devout furry would wear something like this

which brings me to my next point: the only truly zoomorphic feature in batman’s costume are the pointy ears. thus, batman is a catgirl

[happybatdaybirthman]

So how do you feel about Stan Lee and Joe Kubert’s Batman redesign from 2001

[sorenthelegend]

Despicable, thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you mean IMPECCABLE 

[onlytwitterpics]

[tikkety-tok]

😂

[molothoo]

You KNOW they messy...the way they all tuned tf in to find out 👀😂😂

[svckmyblog]

mans in the back breaking his neck for the tea 😭

[molothoo]

I didn’t even peep 💀💀