Shelbysue(LAWves)you

 public defender by day...PLURyer...breakin my neck at night

[uniej]

[shelbysuelawvesyou]

“When I’m sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the supreme court]? And I say ‘When there are nine.’ People are shocked. But there’d been nine men, and nobody’s ever raised a question about that."

[dwight-schrutes]

me at job interviews 

[artofthedeal]

How’s Bar Prep?

[lawblrwithalcohol]

Going over criminal defenses, and I don’t care, if someone threatens to kill my family unless I kill someone else, I am choosing my family even though defense won’t be a valid defense.  

If they threaten to kill the dog, I am killing the 3rd person and then killing the person who threatened the dog.

*For all future reference, no, I am not actually contemplating or making plans to hurt anyone and no one has threatened me or my family.*

[whystudywhenicanmeme]

Bar prep with less than a week to go

[odinsblog]

Therese Patricia Okoumou. Patriot.

[hellolivingstereotype]

When non-lawyers try to cheer you up during Bar prep:

When non-lawyers tell you to suck it up because after all, they’re stressed too:

[harmony-is-happiness]

[lawblr-sd]

My current thoughts on our democracy...

[shelbysuelawvesyou]

[arandomthot]

[a-necessary-dream]

Rolling away from my desk after studying all day

[a-necessary-dream]

Full Day MBE Simulation:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN??????????????

[lawsforhumanity]

Me at work today (in my head): I am the master of statutes.

Me actually: 

[number1scrub-deactivated2021032]

this is the perfect legal research gif i feel it in my bones

[pettycentral]

[shelbysuelawvesyou]