macerated

buster

[deadpowol]

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[disfiguredgrace]

happy shavuot yiddim reblog if you saw me at sinai

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[holohedral]

it’s cause you’re always in that damn wallpaper

[rokkazu]

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

[orcboxer]

whoa whoa whoa, are you enjoying yourself right now? rookie mistake. you're supposed to be afraid and angry... yeah no all the time. how else will you prove you care about all the problems?

[aqwult]

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[raisinchallah]

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[valtsv]

can i be real with you? if tumblr dies theyre putting me back in the block of ice they found me in for another thousand years

[organicmatter]

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

[thememedaddy]

[martindykewood]

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

[lashon-hooray]

Yes but also this isn't a Christian only attitude my dude. Chesed is a fundamental mitzvah.

[halfling-story]

That's very true! It's one of my favourite Jewish values 💙

[littlealienproducts]

Catburglar Art Print by Repecca

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits