[theverge]

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

​Me not feeding into my impulses and being so proud that I reward myself by doing everything I planned on doing impulsively

[mysteryseeker]

you guys ever think, like, “man in my next life i want to be a mushroom, or maybe a small lizard” cause this sentient being shit is exhausting, i just wanna scurry in dirt and absorb nutrients

[mysteryseeker]

im glad you weirdos find this post relatable

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[diabadass]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

[susiethemoderator]

when i’m in the middle of dissociating and someone offers me food

[tokkeki]

おまる部長 / たっちゃんずパンケーキ部

[princessesfanarts]

Corpse bride by goroweko

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Me every morning

[porterr-robinson]

[egberts]

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

[askboggle]

[boredombunny]

My conscience when I wanna buy shit that I don’t need with my credit card:

[awwww-cute]

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

are u kidding me

[avatar-kermit]

Sometimes they shrink in the wash

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”

adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house 

[cheese24k]

[heterodoxy]

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

[nepofledgling]

[mysharona1987]

[beyknowles]

Black Museum (2017)

[shellyishme]

me: i've been awake for 36 hours please let me sleep

my brain: mr sandman, man me a sand. make it the cutest man car door hook hand