hiding from twitter

reviving my dead, highschool tumblr account. Regretting every second

[bigbigbigtruck]

eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

[dailyanimatedgifs]

LAPUTA : CASTLE IN THE SKY (1986) dir. Hayao Miyazaki.

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[doccywhomst]

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

[heedra]

when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc

[duckbunny]

the ancients were wrong about many things but they were absolutely right about snacking plates

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

[thebirdroads]

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

[birdnerd18]

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

[louisegluckpdf]

mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

[beaft]

i'm sorry but this is fucking sending me

[timemachineyeah]

Would you rather have to

Give a 10 minute speech tomorrow in front of 1000 impressive strangers

Attend a 3.5 hour baby shower tomorrow with 15 people you only sort of know

Voting ended onMay 13, 2023

[cannibalchicken]

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

[maureen2musings]

jacklodgephotography

[cludiaa]

“I have no regrets in my life, but this. That we did not have time. That I did not have time with you, Nesta. I will find you in the next world - the next life."

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[were--ralph]

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[stars-bean]

A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman