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Discoholic šŖ©
occasionally subtle
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Janaina Medeiros
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Not today Justin
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

#extradirty
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Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Show & Tell

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@shemona
#me while watching my favourite show/movie
Phone phobia at its finest.Ā
A compilation of Rooster Teeth employeeās Twitter banter
tom holland just posted a video on instagram like āIām sorry that thereās no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script Iām about to read it!!ā and he held up the script and it said āspider-man: far from homeā so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom
a bitch just wanna watch horror films & be held, u know?
Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.
Linguistics alignment chart from Nathan Sanders on Twitter.
Linguistics takes on the alignment chart meme.
eurovision 2018 is looking good so far
Linguistics takes on the Simba Shadowy Place/Everything the Light Touches Lion King meme. (via)Ā
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches on that chart [IPA chart] is pronounceable.Ā
But what about those shadowy areas?
Those are articulations judged impossible. You must never go there.
Syntax Wars ā The saga continues ā¦
Compilation of Shakespearean Insults
āVillain, Iļø have done thy motherā
āAway you three inch foolā
āIāll beat thee, but Iļø would infect my handsā
āIļø am sick when Iļø do look on theeā
āMore of your conversation would infect my brainā
āThine face is not worth sunburningā
āThou art unfit for any place but hellā
āThou damned and luxurious mountain goatā
āYou are as a candle, the better burnt outā
āYour brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyageā
āDrunkenness is his best virtueā
āThou crusty batch of nature!ā
āThe tartness of his face sours ripe grapesā
āOut of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyesā
āThou hast no more brain than Iļø have in mine elbowsā
but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd
no oneās answered my question
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD
IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS āyah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking personā
victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was likeĀ ālol these bitches aināt got nothing on meā and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i donāt think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because thatās what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class likeĀ āi know more than everyone in this school and one day iām going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELFāĀ
fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenagerĀ
fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine
go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being
i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein āmy only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silenceā like HOW EXTRA
Youād almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knewā¦.
Leave Lord Byron alone
Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it
This is the kind of discourse our world needs
For your morning reading pleasure. Just try eating breakfast whilst giggling over this.Ā
anyway there are a million wonderful things about Elizabeth Swann but one of the best ones is that she gets taken onto a ship full of pirates who can and will hurt her and doesnāt have the slightest worry about lying to their faces
and sheās so OFFENDED about it too
āhow dare you accuse me of stealing this pirate medallion that I absolutely did stealā
I am gonna leave these here, without any context.