the best is yet to come

Laura. 24.

[memescomedy]

[paulwelsey]

[2000ish]

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

[avengersthings]

[cassandracalin]

Phone phobia at its finest. 

[neurobivergentsposts]

A compilation of Rooster Teeth employee’s Twitter banter

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

mess

[nxse-bleed-deactivated20180809]

a bitch just wanna watch horror films & be held, u know?

[verylostpenguin]

Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

[sarahseeandersen]

[learninglinguist]

Linguistics alignment chart from Nathan Sanders on Twitter.

[allthingslinguistic]

Linguistics takes on the alignment chart meme.

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

eurovision 2018 is looking good so far

[allthingslinguistic]

Linguistics takes on the Simba Shadowy Place/Everything the Light Touches Lion King meme. (via) 

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches on that chart [IPA chart] is pronounceable. 

But what about those shadowy areas?

Those are articulations judged impossible. You must never go there.

[linguisten]

Syntax Wars — The saga continues …

[yourlocaldudebro]

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

“Villain, I️ have done thy mother”

“Away you three inch fool”

“I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”

“I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”

“More of your conversation would infect my brain”

“Thine face is not worth sunburning”

“Thou art unfit for any place but hell”

“Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”

“You are as a candle, the better burnt out”

“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”

“Drunkenness is his best virtue”

“Thou crusty batch of nature!”

“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”

“Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”

“Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

[macklesufficient]

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

[macklesufficient]

no one’s answered my question

[macklesufficient]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

[necro-romantic]

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF” 

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager 

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

[banal-adventures]

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

[manicpixiesdreamdragon]

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

[viohra]

Leave Lord Byron alone

[genericboringusername-deactivat]

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

[thingsididntknowwereerotic]

This is the kind of discourse our world needs

[livinginthequestion]

For your morning reading pleasure. Just try eating breakfast whilst giggling over this. 

[steelplatedhearts]

anyway there are a million wonderful things about Elizabeth Swann but one of the best ones is that she gets taken onto a ship full of pirates who can and will hurt her and doesn’t have the slightest worry about lying to their faces

[steelplatedhearts]

and she’s so OFFENDED about it too

‘how dare you accuse me of stealing this pirate medallion that I absolutely did steal’

[mrs-cheese]

I am gonna leave these here, without any context.