Your Local Bro

Baguette | confused | nerd

[yourlocaldudebro]

Why do you hate grace what’d she ever do 🙄

i’m filing a restraining order <3

[yourlocaldudebro]

heyyyyyy how y’all doinnn

i’m defenestrating myself please

[yourlocaldudebro]

if your name is grace, please leave <3

[daysuntilatumn]

As of September 1 ,2019 there is...

✔️September 🍁

22 days until Autumn 🍂

30 days until October 👻

60 days until Halloween 🎃

88 days until Thanksgiving 🦃

115 days until Christmas 🎄

[crazy-brioche-deactivated202310]

So, today I learned that Rhett McLaughlin is taller than Jared Padalecki about as much as Jared is taller than Jensen. I'd like to see their reaction standing next to each other.

Petition for GMM to bring J2 as guests next season.

[miacutie]

So Spiderman is 15 but have U seen Tom Holland at 15???

CAN U IMAGINE THIS ACTUAL BABY FIGHTING THANOS IM CRYING HE LOOKS LIKE HES 10

[tallkslow]

i want this video on repeat forever

[dreamboypeach]

“ NOW PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME “

[islandbreeze-13]

I hate her

[another-like-me]

SHE DID NOT

[claudiaheartstay]

TAYLOR YOU DIDN’T-

[taylorswift]

I truly didn’t. I know how sensitive that topic is in these parts.

[heavenlybrendon]

Brendon talking about Taylor Swift’s countdown (April 24th, 2019)

[newromanticsinwonderland]

GIVE THE MAN AN OSCAR!

[taylorswift]

This was some of the most impressive acting I have EVER seen.

[zintersoldier]

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

[teaboot]

Every time I see this. Every damn time. I’m immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. “Hit the gong to begin class”, “Namaste, Children”, “I wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circle” ass bastard. “Do you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotions” ass fucker. Mr. “Here’s a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature words” asshole. Pretentious-ass, condescending motherfucker. “Do you want to tell us about your saddest memory?” “I dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?” “No.” “Then why are you asking” Every goddamn day. Fuck. “You seem tense.” Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe I ‘seem tense’ because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven-foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli-smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like “a tree……… Is a Poem” and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No I’m Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe I don’t wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to “align our auras” or some shit. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing ‘kumbaya’ with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, I’d go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I don’t wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly I’m the ‘troubled youth’ you need to Robin Williams “O Captain My Captain” your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. You’re not “Enlightened”, you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls

[hannahhectic]

This is very angry.

And VERY specific.

[yourlocaldudebro]

[safelyendangered]

Dumbledore’s secret (safelyendangered.com/webtoon)

[spoiledlush]

If I add anything to your life, it should be this man.

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[there-is-no-barrier-between-us]

Jack: Pulitzer and Hearst, they think we’re nothin’. Are we nothin’?

Newsies:

[rosalielesbianhale]

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

[beeefy]

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john: