funny things

[kficc]

[cannibalchicken]

[s6sh6]

[ejacutastic]

[vyrkann]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[tsuquilisda]

i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history

[xxxsoftworld]

[notepimethean]

You can only reblog this on days that aren’t Tuesday.

[mostlycatsmostly]

[flordalaranja]

an alien

[apathetic-revenant]

[skinlessbanana-deactivated20160]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[deluminator]

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]

[iamanimaginarybeing]

[kosmogrl]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[jame7t]

I love scenarios and I hate being in situations

[markv5]

[hitmewithcute]

Let him wander around the house. Thought I lost him but he was next to the potatoes

[laxave]