funny things

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[gayestpiano]

i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[thisselflovecamebacktome]

"Damn these are all bangers" - Woman listening to a playlist of her favourite songs of the year.

[nexya]

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

[daily-spooky]

[bob-belcher]

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[dajo42]

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

[harpyhormones]

sometimes you just gotta put your hand up your shirt and hold ur boob and thats life

[catchymemes]

[theharbringerofchaos]

[snowywarmthkuya]

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

[snowywarmthkuya]

wait.

[huffylemon]

[blowoutthecandleasshole]

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers

[the-real-seebs]

honestly, this was vital research. prior to Yahoo! answers, you would regularly encounter people saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question"