yes i know they skew rather tall but i mostly know people taller than me dispite being 5’5 so to me this is natural, i know someone who’s 6’5 in real life the only truly crazy one to me is mccracken which is on purpose! the ages are as of perilous journey!
i only included ethnicity for characters who have one canonically or who those who i have a particular one in mind.
due to the length of the image descriptions i’m putting the text under a cut, but they’re still in the alt text in full.
[ID in alt text: five images containing tmbs characters in a height chart decreasing in height from left to right
first image, the tallest end of the height chart, with three characters: Mccracken, SQ pedalian, and Sharpe in that order.
Mccracken is "7'0, 45, and irish" he is drawn tall and broad wearing his pinstriped ten man suit with a white pocket square, a black tie, and two watches. his pushed back hair is ginger at the root and dyed black. he's smirking and has a few freckles on his face.
SQ pedalian is "6'5, 20, and jewish/italian" he is very rectangular in shape, standing with his arms hugging himself. he has a white and orange T-shirt on, ripped jeans, and old brown boots. he has fluffy dark brown hair, rosy cheeks, lots of freckles, a scar on his right wrist, and noticeable arm hair.
Sharpe is “6’2 and 37” he is thinner and has one hand up waving. he has on the pinstriped ten man suit with a white pocket square his pants are wide leg and creased in the front, you can see one of his watches. he has large circular glasses, pushed back black hair and a more light brown skin tone.
the second image, the second tallest area in the height chart with three characters: Moocho Brazos, Number Two, and Garrotte in that order.
Moocho Brazos is “6’1, 40, and Mexican” he is very wide and is standing with his hands on his hips. he is wearing a yellow shirt, purple pants, and a cream apron with purple and green florals. he has a warm brown skin tone, a large black mustache that goes straight outward on either side, a chin dimple, and black hair that is parted in the middle and also looks a bit like a mustache.
Number Two is “6’1, 25, and east asian” she is thin and standing tall. she is wearing a yellow short sleeve button up with a black shirt underneath (making the neckline look like pencil tip), white cuffed jeans with a yellow bandana tied in some of the belt loops, and yellow sneakers. she has short wavy red hair but dark roots, dark eye bags, and her skin has more yellow undertones.
Garrotte is “6’0 and 47” he is fat and wide at the shoulders. he is wearing the pinstriped ten man uniform with a white pocket square and has two watches. he has light red-brown hair parted in the middle that is more thick, he has a beard and mustache that obscure his mouth, and a bat-like upturned triangular nose.
the third image, the middle height area of the height chart containing four characters: Jillson, Milligan Wetherall, Crawlings, and Martina Crowe in that order.
Jillson is “5’11 and 26” she is muscular and is standing with her hands on her hips, she is wearing a muted purple t-shirt and muted green cargo pants and geyish combat boots. she has brownish black hair with micro bangs parted in the middle and a slicked ponytail tied with wire and pale skin.
Milligan Wetherall is “5’10 and 38”. he’s wearing a greenish grey blazer jacket with the sleeves rolled up over a warm grey button up, a belt, brown scuffed pants, and brown combat boots. he has dirty blond hair, a scruffy chin, visible arm hair, and paler skin.
Crawlings is “5’10 and 35” he’s wearing the pinstriped ten man suit with a white pocket square and more baggy rumpled pants. he is bald, has only his left eyebrow, and has a reddish undertone to his skin.
Martina Crowe is “5’8, 17, and indian”. she is standing with her arms crossed and is wearing a pinkish red T-shirt, jeans, and light yellow sneakers. her black hair is in a neat ponytail and she has blunt neat bangs, her skin is a warm brown and she has a mole on her left cheek.
the fourth image, the second shortest area of the height chart with 4 characters: Jackson, Nicholas Benedict, Ledroptha Curtain, and Kate Wetherall in that order.
Jackson is “5’7 and 26” he is fat and is wearing a grey collarless asymmetrical button up, a brown belt, and khaki pants. he has wavy ginger hair, freckles, and paler skin.
Nicholas Benedict is “5’6, 65, and Dutch” he is fat and is wearing a green plaid suit over a white button up and a black and grey striped tie. the plaid has a lighter base and a darker pattern. he has white hair that is curly and fluffed up, thick square glasses, a rosy round nose, a 5 o’clock shadow, and a duller skin tone.
Ledroptha Curtain is “5’6, 65, and Dutch” he is fat and is wearing a green plaid suit over a white button up and a black and grey striped tie. the plaid has a darker base and a lighter pattern. he has white hair that is slicked back, reflective aviator sunglasses, a rosy round nose, and a duller skin tone.
Kate Wetherall is “5’4 and 13” she is standing with her fists on her hips with a big smile. she is wearing a red and white striped T-shirt, Jeans with a belt that is holding a red bucket, and red sneakers. she has a messy blonde ponytail and bangs, and paler skin.
last image, the shortest end of the height chart, with four characters: Rhonda Kazembe, Sticky Washington, Reynie Muldoon, and Constance Contraire in that order.
Rhonda Kazembe is “5’1, 21, and Zambian” she is a bit pear shaped, she is wearing a mint green cardigan, a white T-shirt, purple pants, and black mary jane’s with white socks. she has braids in her black hair, and very dark brown skin.
Sticky Washington is “5’1 and 12” he is wearing a blue sweater over a white button up, white pants, and brown shoes. he is bald, has large round glasses, and has dark brown skin.
Reynie Muldoon is “5’0, 12, and Filipino” he is wearing a green sweater vest with a dark stripe, a short sleeve button up, brown pants, and white shoes. he has short side parted black hair, lots of freckles, and light brown skin.
Constance Contraire is “3’6 and 4” she is wearing a red raincoat over a yellow dress, a blue pendant on a necklace, blue leggings, and red rain boots. she has wild very light almost white blonde hair that is slightly darker at the root, two red hair clips, rosy cheeks, and pale skin with red undertones.
[ID in alt text: A three panel comic, the first panel has SQ with his finger against his cheek in a curious way, saying “I imagine you two are wondering what Mr. Curtainwants to speak with you about”. the next panel has reynie and sticky, crying with relief, smiling saying “oh yes!”. the last panel is of sq walking away from them with a sad expression saying “I wish I knew I hope it’s nothing bad”the bottom of the panel is a gradient darker and reynie and sticky’s expressions say they are sick of him.]
dissappeared for too long and all I have in return is lion milligan 🤷♀️ (got my first drawing tablet and this is absolute heaven I drew this in like an hour)
the society but they get to go to school like normal kids so its literally just inbestigators (I was so obsessed with this show when I was younger that my mom and nonna had to force me to stop watching it because I would rewatch every episode every single day and I would only talk about inbestigators and then the same thing happened with tmbs)
I am doing something important, but need some help to bring it to life:
Please put your favorite TMBS quote(s) in the reblogs/comments of this post
It can be said by any character, in any book. I just need it by tomorrow at 2:30 Eastern Time. Please tag any other TMBS fans you know, just get the word around and put as many quotes as you can!
i’m really happy with this piece, i feel like mccracken sees milligan in her and i was interested of the idea of like. mccracken is like her dad/neg. so she’s dancing on his feet like you would your kid
[ID in alt text: A colored drawing of Kate and McCracken, Kate has her feet on McCrackens’s feet, and they are dancing, she has a look of murderous rage on her face, and McCracken is smiling mockingly at her. he is holding one of her shoulders and the other one of her hands but the hand he’s holding he’s gripping very hard and pulling backward. Kate is struggling to stay on his feet and 1 foot is trembling stretched out. they each have something attached to their belt, Kate’s bucket and McCracken’s briefcase, and they are pushed up because of the motion of the dancing. beside the larger picture, there are two boxes that have one side of each character’s face, background of Kate’s is black in the background of McCracken’s is red. behind them is muted pictures that represent the characters. there is a briefcase, a bucket, a man in a suit, a pile of rope, a falcon, and a watch.]
They should have let Dr. Garrison be more evil. Toward Curtain specifically. Or at the very least make another evil machine (Whisperer sibling?). As a treat.
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