[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[twitterlols]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite historical phenomena is technology that’s based on a totally off-the-wall theory about how the world works, but ends up being sort of effective because it’s close enough. Like those old-timey plague doctor masks, whose enormous beaks are an enclosed breathing apparatus stuffed full of dried aromatic herbs on the theory that disease is communicated by the odour of decay - which is completely wrong, of course, but the masks ended up being reasonable effective at their purpose anyway because it turns out that sticking a big wad of dried plant matter in front of your airway is a pretty effective way to avoid inhaling aerosolised bodily fluids.

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

unpopular opinion

they should straighten out the leaning tower of pisa

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[catgrrrlz]

@thegardenwitch

[institute-for-thermal-research]

oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?

[ginger-ale-official]

i don’t like this post at all I gotta say

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[officialjeffgoldblum]

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

[natawhat]

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

[nightterrorbeauty-deactivated20]

drinking permit

[freelancervermont]

“What’s that in your sippy cup?”

“Vodka.”

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are some people in my life I wish I had hugged a little longer.

[spi-ltmilk]

https://instagram.com/p/BPII-b4BJ5w/

[totalariana]

When some new gossip too good for you to contain

[noteventhatcooll]

At the end of the day we all just want someone who will hold our hand in the car and buy us fries even though we said we weren’t hungry.

[lilcassog-deactivated20260119]

tacos but yeah

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[adulthoodisokay]

yes

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

[candiikismet]

Horrifying really

[muffininspiration]

Looking through the notes, and people seem to be justifying this as evolutionary biology. They believe that human females are most fertile at the age of 15. Considering your body isn’t even done growing at this age, I find this incredibly hard to believe. Really? The best time for you to push a baby out of your vagina is when your periods probably aren’t even regular yet? Like the younger you are, the more likely you are to DIE from child birth. Well anyway, most websites claim you’re most fertile in your 20s, peaking at 27… So congrats on trying to blatantly justify pedophilia by using bullshit science.

[lesbian-lizards]

Pregnancy/maternal issues is the LEADING killer of girls aged 15-19 globally. Not only is “15 year olds are more fertile” a creepy, pedophilic belief, it’s also an extremely dangerous one.

[an-horologists-atlas]

god, men are so weak. 

[chemfemme]

strange and weird that me not shaving my legs & leaving them in their natural fuzzy state and really never thinking about it is seen as an active choice, and maintaining nakey bald legs with careful weekly upkeep is seen as a default

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[ahhthelegend]

my favorite date