Another Excuse for Sherlock

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[everythingfox]

“Ezra the service dog gets a well deserved break to go to meet her favorite character Stitch.”

(via)

[curvyfitmilf]

[medusaveneno]

🥺😍😍

[dailytwitterposts]

[redscrollsofmalec-deactivated20]

Izzy: hey guys, I invented a game, wanna play?

Clary: sure

Izzy: it’s called ‘Alec or Chairman Meow?’ I give you actual quotes I’ve heard Magnus say, and you have to guess if he was talking to his husband or his cat

Magnus: go ahead, you can’t embarrass me

Izzy: ok, who was he talking to when he said ‘I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you’re not in it’?

Magnus:

Magnus: yeah, I may not be liking this game so much

[ky-the-squiddy]

DID YOU KNOW that proper pearl necklaces actually have knots between each pearl?

This is done to stop the pearls from rubbing up against each other, potentially causing damage and discolouration to each bead, and also so that if the string breaks it’s unlikely that any more than one or two pearls will fall off the string. Pearl necklaces (and bracelets, for that matter) need re-stringing regularly, to make sure that the string isn’t stretched, frayed, or otherwise damage, which would put the necklace at risk of breaking, and when they are re-stringed properly, new knots are always tied between each pearl.

This post brought to you by the stop making pearls scatter everywhere whenever you break a fancy lady’s necklace when murdering her, thriller writers, all you’re doing is revealing she was wearing shitty plastic beads gang

[nightmareshack]

but………..the drama

[that-twink-over-there]

[kaprika]

[pingo1387]

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

he really is too, you do not know one damn thing abt how the dinosaurs interact with each other in the land before time world and then this dude comes in and immediately establishes that slurs are real and he intends to use them

[chibiwhitemage]

This post went in sd o many directions

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[snakeassassins]

one thing that’s always bothered me about most people’s depiction of Holmes’s usage of cocaine is that most people in Victorian England were only just beginning to realize how badly it affected people???

like tbh I feel like a better modern equivalent would just be Holmes dumping a five hour energy into his fifth cup of coffee while Watson, a trained medical professional, stares at him in horror

[malecquotes-deactivated20230317]

alec: c'mon, i wasn’t that drunk!

magnus: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

alec: because you are!

[cringereincarnated]

[countessofbiscuit]

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

[gayeddies]

x

[elldotsee]

Giggles

[silentauroriamthereal]

He’s so adorable :)

[drstrangelock]

Heart eyes forever for this adorable man

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[when-picnic-remember-snacks]

Do you ever just remember that John Watson is incredibly intelligent?

Like the man is brilliant. He’s an exceedingly accomplished doctor. He’s an army captain (which is not an easy rank to achieve). He’s not just a doctor, he’s a surgeon, a combat surgeon, meaning that he is not only highly intelligent but also responds quickly and accurately under stress. He’s fucking brilliant.

So yeah, Sherlock might be a genius, but John is a genius, too.

[ourincorrectjohnlockquotes]

Moriarty: I could kill you right now if I wanted to.

Sherlock: Yeah? So could Greg if I’m annoying enough

Moriarty: 

Sherlock: So could John if I stole the blankets every night.

Moriarty:

Sherlock: You aren’t special, James.

[tequilaismylaady]

“Can you imagine romance with Sherlock? He’d poison his girlfriend just to see if it works” - Moffat

guys

[ttrust-no-one]

FUCKING CANON

[kearabaggins]

RELEVANT AGAIN BECAUSE:

“I’ve given him chemicals and compounds that way, he’s never even noticed. Missed a whole Wednesday once, didn’t have a clue.”

[the-real-cumberbatch]

CANONCANONCANON

[love-in-mind-palace]

There is nothing really funnier than John’s reaction after the baby announcement. Literally his first instinct is grab Sherlock’s neck (pretty sure touching his forehead with his own), and then giving Mary a pat….a frigging pat on the shoulder alskkzjdkjj

[love-in-mind-palace]

I am laughing at this again help

[wraithee]

All I see are two men in love excited that the IVF worked and that their surrogate is now carrying their child.

[heimishtheidealhusband]

Mycroft: acts surprised that sherlock gives fuckall about the terrorists and instead asks about john

Also Mycroft: immediately hands over a full dossier on john