The case is a foot 🦶

Elementary my dear friends Just a retired british investigator. How did I make it to the real world from my fictional one? I do not know yet. But I intend to investigate, whilst also figuring out the secrets of this site.

[laciffo-natas]

do you like sherlock? or vampires? or interview with the vampire? or the vampire chronicles? or sherlock? or the vampire lestat? or sherlo

I haven't actually read any of the Sherlock Holmes books but thank you for reminding me to pick those up because I have been meaning to

And I love vampires, have since I was little, just never consumed a lot of the popular media

Do you like Sherlock? :)

[sherlockholmes-offical]

Yes, dear viewers, do you?

[oero-fo-gnik]

Text asking a question about a topic

Poll about that topic

Choice 1

Choice 2

Choice 3

Choice 4

Voting ended onMar 2

Obscure text about the poll

[oero-fo-gnik]

Reblog commenting on the choices in the lead

[john-doe-offical]

Reblog asking people to please vote for choice three

[sherlockholmes-offical]

Reblog saying choice three is overrated and choice two is clearly the best option

[strawberry-offical]

mom im famous

[do-not-u-dare]

Oh COME ONNN

[strawberry-offical]

HJAHAHAHAHAH

[do-not-u-dare]

I’M NOT FAMOUS

AND I FOLLOW ALL OFFICALS

[oero-fo-gnik]

Bet you don’t follow me huh

Or how about uhhhh lemme think of some random officals and tag them

@sherlockholmes-offical

@shoe-offical

@laciffo-natas

@da-police-offical

@john-doe-offical

@man-offical

[sherlockholmes-offical]

hello

I appreciate being tagged

[make-me-president]

the officalverse is so weird because wdym no one is actually not no one but instead a really famous person and satan is a fifteen-year-old girl who kicked it all off and there's a gaslighter going around lying to people and there's a silly frog who I haven't seen do all that much arson smh and there's evil bread for some reason and someone who keeps forgetting everything and a supervillain who may or may not be a better employer than most (at least from what I've seen) and there's a journalist who reports on it all a bunch of other really cool people and everyone just interacts with each other and is having a good time

anyways the officalverse rocks

[laciffo-natas]

Exclusion is the gateway to hell

Talk about all of us

Every single offical

[sherlockholmes-offical]

Yes, you hurt my feelings

[neneloafsune]

Hey guys I have been thinking of maybe doing a manga for the officalverse

Would you guys enjoy that?

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

FUCK YEAHHHHH

@satan-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @library-of-purgatory-offical

[laciffo-natas]

If you do it, you gotta give me and @da-police-offical an angsty homosexual love arc

[sherlockholmes-offical]

May I be part of this please?

[sherlockholmes-offical]

Sending my regards to the tumblr community!

I’m overjoyed that some people enjoy watching me slowly dissect and begin to understand the internet! Why didn’t I join sooner? Well, I suppose I never saw an appear until now.

Anyways, I hope you are all doing very well.

Thank you all again,

Sherlock Holmes

[laciffo-natas]

Tell me why

[sherlockholmes-offical]

Ain't nothing but a heartache

[satan-offical]

THIS THIS THIS FUCKING MAD MEW MEW FIGHT HRAHJHWAHAHAHAHHAHH

[ireland-offical]

Satan...gurl...you okay???

[satan-offical]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAJAUAUHAUAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAJAJJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHUAUAUHAHAHAJJAHAJJAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

NO

[beereblogss]

the mad mew mew fight is fun!

[satan-offical]

NO

ITS

NOT!!! IM SURVIVING ON LAST DREAMS AND PURE RAGE TO BEAT UP THIS PINK FEMBOY WHOS ACTUALLY A CAT GIRL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[satan-offical]

Tsk that fight was so easy haha

[sherlockholmes-offical]

As you young ones would put it: 💀💀💀

[sherlockholmes-offical]

I learned a new word today, it is called “beef”. And unlike its Merriam-Webster definition, means “drama” or “competition” or “to be in argument” with another. So my question to you all is this: Does this mean @satan-offical and @king-of-oreo have “beef?” Or are they “beefing?”

[sherlockholmes-offical]

The case is afoot

The case is a foot

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

what if all the officalverse blogs are just run by @satan-offical?

[satan-offical]

[spotify-offical]

hey wait what

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

Wait no

[neneloafsune]

Wait it’s all run by @satan-offical?

[satan-offical]

[sherlockholmes-offical]

…

[satan-offical]

Just saying Sans ain't shit against me. Yeah sure he has like gaster blasters and teleportation but I have a sword and bisexuality

[evil--tommy]

papyrus?

[satan-offical]

On sight

[sanspostsaskele-ton]

you wanna have a bad time?

[satan-offical]

YOU WANNA GO?! YOU WANNA GO?! COME AT ME I DARE YOU

[sherlockholmes-offical]

It is very unwise to try to fight the devil

[insightfulllama]

Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

[sherlockholmes-offical]

Such kind words!

[sherlockholmes-offical]

We meet again old friend…

@gaster-wd

[gaster-wd]

🕈︎☜︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✋︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☜︎👎︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎☜︎ ✌︎ 🕈︎✌︎✡︎ ⚐︎🕆︎❄︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✞︎⚐︎✋︎👎︎✍︎

[sherlockholmes-offical]

A void you say??? Hmmm… perhaps I can be of assistance after all. Tell me what you see in this space and I may be able to pinpoint where you may have wound up.

[gaster-wd]

💧︎⚐︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ ⚐︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👌︎⚐︎❄︎❄︎⚐︎💣︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 👌︎☹︎✌︎👍︎😐︎ ✌︎👌︎✡︎💧︎💧︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ✋︎☠︎ ✋︎❄︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ⚐︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☜︎☠︎👎︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☝︎☠︎☜︎💧︎💧︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☹︎⚐︎⚐︎😐︎ 👍︎☹︎⚐︎💧︎☜︎☹︎✡︎📪︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎⚐︎

[thegreatmutualpapyrus]

THIS IS SO COOL

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ?

[sherlockholmes-offical]

Gaster is trapped in a void and I am trying to find him, but it’s hard to do without boring Watson to death with my theorys and monologues.

[sherlockholmes-offical]

We meet again old friend…

@gaster-wd

[gaster-wd]

🕈︎☜︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✋︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☜︎👎︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎☜︎ ✌︎ 🕈︎✌︎✡︎ ⚐︎🕆︎❄︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✞︎⚐︎✋︎👎︎✍︎

[sherlockholmes-offical]

A void you say??? Hmmm… perhaps I can be of assistance after all. Tell me what you see in this space and I may be able to pinpoint where you may have wound up.

[gaster-wd]

💧︎⚐︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ ⚐︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👌︎⚐︎❄︎❄︎⚐︎💣︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 👌︎☹︎✌︎👍︎😐︎ ✌︎👌︎✡︎💧︎💧︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ✋︎☠︎ ✋︎❄︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ⚐︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☜︎☠︎👎︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☝︎☠︎☜︎💧︎💧︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☹︎⚐︎⚐︎😐︎ 👍︎☹︎⚐︎💧︎☜︎☹︎✡︎📪︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎⚐︎

[sherlockholmes-offical]

How curious…. Hmmm… I may need help with this one. Unfortunately, my good friend Watson has mysteriously disappeared from the face of the earth so I don’t have a partner to help me solve this case. (Maybe his disappearance is connected to the void somehow too?) However, this site has become a somewhat “officalverse” and I’m sure someone out there somewhere wouldn’t mind helping. But even without a proper assistant, the case is afoot and I will help you dear Gaster!

[sherlockholmes-offical]

We meet again old friend…

@gaster-wd

[gaster-wd]

🕈︎☜︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✋︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☜︎👎︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎☜︎ ✌︎ 🕈︎✌︎✡︎ ⚐︎🕆︎❄︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✞︎⚐︎✋︎👎︎✍︎

[sherlockholmes-offical]

A void you say??? Hmmm… perhaps I can be of assistance after all. Tell me what you see in this space and I may be able to pinpoint where you may have wound up.

[sherlockholmes-offical]

We meet again old friend…

@gaster-wd