nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes
Lemon. Basil. Salt. Garlic. Sounds more like a marinade.

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nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes
Lemon. Basil. Salt. Garlic. Sounds more like a marinade.
“and the universe said…”
Joan of Arc
[video description: a video with the caption text “Me working on not touching my face :)” where a person sitting with their elbows up on a table moves their hands to touch their face before pausing and pushing them away, to the back of their head, clasped in front or just semi voguing in front of them. they do this about four times]
- Oh, I suppose I forgot Fen’Harel. - Most people do.
Person: if you could tell your younger self anything, what would it be?
Me: Absolutely nothing. Unlike BARRY ALLEN I DONT WANT TO FUCK WITH THE TIMELINE
HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK
the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him
shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy
My absolute favourite thing about Animal Crossing is when a villager blind sides you by coming out with something so profound you feel like you need to put the game down and stare at the wall for an hour.
Doom Eternal x Animal Crossing New Horizons
2020 will be a good year
Cause it's two natural 20s and that means whatever you'll do, you'll do with success
Go forth and roll with advantage.
Im absolutely digging the new Harley Quinn series <3
absolutely stellar
A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:
Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”
The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:
“Study”
Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.
“Then study”
when ur grandson destroys the family legacy ur children spent their lives restoring, sucks face with Palpatine’s granddaughter and immediately just Fucking Dies