Watson and Mary Morstans relationship in The Sign of Four is actually so fucking funny bc the whole time Watson is like "noooo wtf 😟 my crush is about to become a billionaire fuck my baka life 😭😭😭 she's gonna think I'm a gold digger 🤦🤦 time to isolate myself from her 😢" meanwhile Mary's like "*licks lips like freaky sonic* I'm going to sugar mommy this sad AO3 author SO hard- 😈🥵🥴🙏 why the fuck is he not making eye contact with me 😐" meanwhile Holmes is like "i wish theyd invent crack faster "












