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Love Begins
#extradirty
Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
KIROKAZE
taylor price
Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
blake kathryn
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NASA
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@sherrisblade
I didn't want to abuse the last hark a vagrant meme I knew, but then I imagined Marazhai writing a letter dreamily and I realized it had to be done
You know why, Abelard
You know ...............................................................................................( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Original
Mr. Marazhai 1
Mr. Marazhai 2
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️
Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏
Credits to the murderer
“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”
Emergency Murder Slots available!
First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each
(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)
Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!
Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!
Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!
Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️
Support your local assassins
”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”
Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder
I’m never leaving this fucking app.
Aeldari from Warhammer. Because... Because I was slightly (okay, very heavily) knocked out by Warhammer 40k. This time 100%, because now I'm reading the books, and trying to finish watching the cartoon, and in general, learning the lore (so far only Aeldari, but several people are waiting for the opportunity to tell me who is who for the Imperials. Help!).
* Won't you play again, Kris?
I've seen people making their RTs in this picrew and tried to make mine too but then there were that tracksuit and a bottle of vodka and my roots called to me and wait is this a modern AU with a delinquent RT and an exhibitionist bdsm serial killer (which is totally a real profession invented by Marazhai) Marzipan?
mood
The said picrew
m!RT/Marazhai
(x)
During my evil playthrough I wanted to sacrifice Wyll to the fishy Bhaal, but turned out Durge hates appeasing the false god, so our party was this
Thank God(-Emperor) you came, my Iconoclast conscience has almost caught up to me
sorry
Yes this is exactly how my final battle went
OMG HADES 2 UPDATE FINALLY
AND IT HAS ARES YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Inside me there are two wolves. One is Iconoclast, the other is Dogmatic.
Both want to dom Marazhai, but in different ways.
Totally not yet another song reference (it is)
Me an hour after trying to color anything:
(so I did)
Low effort meme because I'm still traumatized by the amount of effort that went into learning how to make the romance work back in December 2023
I'll make a man out of you from Mulan metal version, but it's Marazhai making a freak out of RT
(BE A FREAK) WITH GRACE AND ARTISTRY OF SUCCUBI (BE A FREAK) WITH ALL THE MIGHT OF A TRUEBORN (BE A FREAK) WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING DRACON VICIOUS AND CONNIVING AS ARCHON
*screeches internally*
...sorry. In my head everything is a musical.
Dogmatic Rogue Trader won't say he's horny (for torturing xenos)
On a scale from zero to hero how stupid is this please don't rate
Based on this meme and @blood-magicks's idea
Uno reverse date with Marazhai post-game in Commorragh pt. 2
An excuisite meal with a scenic view and appropriate intimacy
Pt. 1
Of course Marazhai is not an Archon in my playthrough. They were visiting Commorragh... for... reasons. Very valid reasons.
Uno reverse date with Marazhai post-game in Commorragh pt. 1
I wanted to make a joke and it got out of hand
