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haven’t listened to the beetles in years (actually not exaggerating) but i’m too lazy to change my url. beatles/stevie/star wars (age 14) —> now 21, a relatively well-adjusted person (sometimes)

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[eatpussypraylove]

There’s something to be said for the way the older generation adheres to social rituals that cultivate community… when I was younger I would be mad embarrassed when my aunt would have me meet random people & I’m still shy but I woke up went downstairs and she introduced me to all of the stonemasons working on the house, bunch of guys she was feeding fresh fruitcake and coffee to and it’s like… yeah this is nice actually. This is what is missing from a lot of modern lives. Like making real efforts at introductions & getting to know whoever is around you even if it feels a little bit awkward is good for growth.

[petr1kov]

gotta be honest and say it's a insane to me that a bunch of people 'misremembered' nelson mandela dying in prison in the 80s even though he lived to become the president of south africa in the 90s and instead of thinking 'wow, i really should learn a bit more about international politics outside of north america and europe because not knowing such a basic fact like this about one of the most influential political figures of all time is kind of embarrassing', they became convinced that this was proof that parallel realities exist and they were somehow having memories of an universe where mandela died in prison somehow. that's presumptuous on a level i can barely conceive of

[ballibbelkeltem-deactivated2023]

[swagpaws]

[ID: A snowglobe of a calico cat scratching in a litterbox. The litter serves as the "snow" and is floating around. End ID.]

[shewasagaystripper]

being in tumblr at midnight in my childhood bedroom makes me s o nostalgic for 2015/16

[beatlessideblog]

Lol pretty sure it is a 'joke' and not a fan theory but thanks for clearing it up, PM.com

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[gogoakechi]

[marisatomay]

all of human history and language has led us to this exact moment. holy shit.

[wildflowerveins]

i saw a tweet today that said that you shouldn’t sleep on just one side because it’ll make your face lopsided and it got me thinking about the few months when i used a gua sha stone really consistency. i remember proudly showing one of my best friends that my forehead lines had disappeared and tho i don’t know what reaction i expected, i remember being shocked when they were like, “but wait, those are *your* forehead lines.” and that’s the thing, isn’t it. our faces are *our* faces, our bodies are *our* bodies: they reflect who we are and how we live, beyond even our genetics. maybe the way i sleep is the reason why i can only wink with my left eye or why my right eyebrow is slightly longer than my left but why would i want to change that? if our bodies are our homes, i’d really prefer for mine to look lived in with trinkets and souvenirs and remembrances versus like a perfect fresh outta the box ikea showroom. my forehead lines and scars and birth marks and laugh lines and freckles are all memories my body has kept for me, memories that sometimes exist outside of my own awareness. beyond aesthetics, how i live in my body shapes how my body lives. my muscles remember me, my bones remember me, my skin remembers me. how could any of that be a bad thing?

[keithrichrdsmoved]

1974 will be my year

[shisasan]

𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟸, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟷 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[franzkavkas]

here’s to 100 years of vague hope and vague confidence

[shewasagaystripper]

my old boss who i was also vvvvvvv close w and worked one on one w every day for months passed away over the wknd and i haven’t felt this fucked up since highschool

[omgspacecowboys]

reblog if you agree

[lew-basnight]

I’m so grateful to have coffee I’m so grateful to have food to put in the slow cooker I’m so grateful to have such talented and generous friends I’m so grateful to have cats who love snuggling I am blessed in all things

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[emkaymlp]

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

did someone say halloween

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[bogleech]

If you reply to this like "duhhh but it's cold here" you're an asshole. Most of our October was up to TWICE warmer than normal and absolutely bone dry when our cool weather and non stop rain is supposed to start in *September.* That period is when our amphibians travel before it gets too cold, when many of our plants are supposed to die back while others surge, when we're meant to have two months of a mushrooms everywhere before frosts that may be coming in only days now. Our wildlife lost an entire season it was adapted to since the ice age.

[lew-basnight]

It’s hot halloween in Minnesota