sometimes you're a mouse in a world run by cats
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@shidei
sometimes you're a mouse in a world run by cats
people will say “be yourself” and then get uncomfortable when the self in question is a little bit strange and stares at the moon too long.
They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.
Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.
We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.
Some pokemon bugs I drew lately :1
I think I like Joltik hrmmmmmm
@mewtwowarrior
every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically
btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why
and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:
all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved
Newer, Bigger, Brighter!
I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
pick your landlord
red bean
white bean
Wait is that THIS cat?
IT IS
Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine
Get our money up,,, get OUR pussy up,,,,
Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?
yes
no
other
you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect
is it worth it?
yes!!
the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT
meh it's okay
the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it
Results/option I didn't think of
i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle and it hurts but some pain is normal, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but honestly it could be worse, right? I heard someone once finished with a broken leg. The ankle is nothing compared to that. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but you can get used to pain, right? The body can endure almost anything. The problem is always the mind. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but I made it this far, that means I can keep going, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all.
And you don't know its a twisted ankle- you're not sure really, it feels like you twisted it, everyone else says "marathons are tough, its normal to struggle" so its probably nothing, right? Why is everyone else going faster than you? Looking it up you're meant to rest a twisted ankle, but it's a marathon, everyone is cheering, or maybe just yelling. You can't stop. If you stop you're just lazy, right? You should probably just keep running. Why are you getting slower? It's just a sore ankle. Everyone's ankles are sore. You know your parents used to run marathons and they never complained. You should be fine, right? You'll get over it when the marathon ends. You can't drop out now. Later. When it's done. You just need to place.
It is going to end, right?
baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
Alphinaud Leveilleur | Scion of the Seventh Dawn
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