Why don't you have a seat and I'll bring you some tea.

I'm Shiemi Aihara from Yukigakure, please have a Seat. Multiship/Literate/Au+Oc Friendly/Open to everyone!

[dimetrodone]

Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.

[vicmorrowsghost]

Ok, but like… seriously.

[terrortwerp-deactivated20171120]

history of the entire world starters

snippets from bill wurtz’ history of the entire world. feel free to add to this, amend and generally do what the heck you like with these man :^)

“You’re on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh?”

“I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat.”

“How did this happen?”

“Like I said, it didn’t happen.”

“Nothing was ever anywhere.”

“Forget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something.”

“I want things to change.”

“I want to invent time and space, and I know it’s possible, because everything is here.”

“Try to stick together, because the world is going to get bigger, and emptier.”

“Some stars burn out and die; bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION!”

“Holy shit, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.”

“Weather update; cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.”

“Something’s alive in the ocean.”

“Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?”

“Wow, that’s animals and stuff.”

“THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER.”

“And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.”

“Learn to use an egg.”

“Oh fuck, now everything’s dead.”

“Yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, it does that all the time.”

“It’s mammal time.”

“Look at those breasts.”

“That’s a human person, and now they’re everywhere.”

“Fuck it, time to plant some grass.”

“Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.”

“Coming soon to a dank river valley near you.”

“Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?”

“I don’t know, my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.”

“They wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff.”

“You can make a religion out of this!”

“Oops, China just broke.”

“It was a great idea—he was great, but now he’s dead.”

“Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants?”

“Hell yeah! Now we’ve got business.”

“Is loving Jesus legal yet?”

“Your gods are all fake.”

“You can make a religion out of this, and maybe conquer the world as well.”

“Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?”

“Look at those mounds.”

“I always wondered how to build a town in a cliff.”

“Is it Tonga time? I think it’s Tonga time.”

“Look at this Chad—that means lake.”

“So you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire?”

“Hey Christians, do you sin?”

“That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that’s a scam.”

“Fuck the church, here’s 95 reasons why.”

“Nope, but at least there’s beaver.”

“Why didn’t we think of this before?”

“_________ lives in Zanzibar now, that’s just where s/he lives.”

“Well, blame something on them and go to war!”

“Look at those guns, it’s gonna be a great war.”

“Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey.”

“Let’s unite all the nations and have some world peace.”

“I’ll race you to space!”

“Wanna print a brain?”

“Some people have no friends, some people have no food.”

“The globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic.”

“Let’s save the world!”

“By the way, where the hell are we?”

[shiemiaihara-blog]

What??// Closed RP with Noble gentlemangai

[noblegentlemangai]

shiemiaihara:

She quirked an eye brow up at his rather interesting reasoning. Youth? Maybe a youth sculpting class but youth on its own sounded a bit… interesting.

“Oh?”

Gai continued to rave on about the thing he was known for, he could talk all day about youth and just how much of a beautiful thing it was. The best part was her lack of interruption; perhaps she was keen on the subject, which was a rare thing for most people around him. His mouth ran constantly, was he even breathing between sentences? It was hard to tell, but they had arrived by the apartments sooner than he realised. ❝ AHA! We have arrived! ❞

[shiemiaihara-blog]

She took a deep breath and looked up at the apartments. They seemed nice and she thought it a shame she wouldn’t be in her’s very often. The blonde scratched her neck slightly and smiled up at Gai. 

“Thank you!”

[yukiriin]

Naruto Week 2017 ↳ Day 7: Next generation | Nostalgia | Free choice

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Wendy’s Owned A Twitter Troll So Hard They Deactivated Their Account

[buzzfeed]

rekt

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[sidestuiff]

Send ‘Don’t you dare touch them!’ to see how my muse reacts to being protected by yours.

[basxofopxration-deactivated2017]

sidestuiff:

Send me ‘Where did you come from?’ if you want to see my muse protect yours!

[mi-anime-mx]

[shiemiaihara-blog]

What??// Closed RP with Noble gentlemangai

[noblegentlemangai]

shiemiaihara:

“Great!” She chirped.

Usually she wasn’t this quick to be more verbal with people, but sometimes personalities just mesh enough. The blonde followed the rather excited Gai and listened to him ramble on about the village. Every now and then she would nod and utter an “I see” Once they were far enough in however she became starstruck over the views. Looking over towards the hokage mountain she stared wide eyed.

“How did they even make that?”

Ah, the great Hokage Mountain, a true work of art by the village’s finest sculptures. Gai found himself lost in appreciation at the hard work that was poured into them.  ❝ We have many talented people in this village, ❞ he spoke as if he knew them all personally, and was proud of their efforts. ❝ and they created those sculptures by embracing the power of YOUTH!! ❞  While that was untrue, Gai believed it might persuade her into the ways of youth. 

[shiemiaihara-blog]

She quirked an eye brow up at his rather interesting reasoning. Youth? Maybe a youth sculpting class but youth on its own sounded a bit... interesting.

"Oh?"

[memeartificer]

Said During D&D Starter Meme

Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.

Am I allowed to dance on her grave?

Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…

Are you still on the ceiling?

Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?

If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.

I will explain nothing. You must discover.

I know it was rude, okay?

I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!

How many miles per hour is that?

There’s blood everywhere!

What’s a good song for this situation?

Will you seek revenge?

This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.

This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.

That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.

He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.

Wait, do you not have any money?

Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.

He is not a scaredy cat.

None of us came here to fight a vampire.

What happened? Where are you?

Who did she get murdered by?

The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.

You killed her! You set the fire she died in!

Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?

Are there any other figures of authority?

This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.

Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?

Who do you report to?

These people don’t like us.

I don’t know what we can even do to help them.

That’s not my name and you know it.

This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.

Now everybody wants to steal!

I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.

It’s a bonfire.

Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?

I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.

[sillybro]

FROGBOY

[youre-my-boi-micool-deactivated]

- All shirts found at LookHuman - 

[shiemiaihara-blog]

What??// Closed RP with Noble gentlemangai

[noblegentlemangai]

shiemiaihara:

Shiemi felt her face become red and grinned a bit. She couldn’t believe how nice her escort was, he didn’t have to make her anything and yet that’s what he was going to do. The blonde felt a bit bad about having the host do everything and brought herself to ask,

“Gai-San, would it be alright if I helped out with preparing the dish?”

It was uncommon for others to offer help with his own meals– aside from Lee of course. He paused only for a moment to consider those kind words, as it filled him with utmost delight! There was no way he’d turn down an opportunity to spend time with a potential new friend, especially one that didn’t immediately decline the offer of curry! Gai let out a hearty laugh as he responded; 

     ❝ More than alright, Shiemi-san! It will be great to have an assistant in the kitchen!! ❞

[shiemiaihara-blog]

"Great!" She chirped.

Usually she wasn't this quick to be more verbal with people, but sometimes personalities just mesh enough. The blonde followed the rather excited Gai and listened to him ramble on about the village. Every now and then she would nod and utter an "I see" Once they were far enough in however she became starstruck over the views. Looking over towards the hokage mountain she stared wide eyed.

"How did they even make that?"

[elmesart-archive]

ino’s strong gf

[noblegentlemangai]

HELLO TUMBLR—-  noblegentlemangai is back with a brand new blog and we’re looking for people to interact with! If you could like or reblog this small promo thing it would be highly appreciated! 

[shiemiaihara-blog]

Ghost Adventures Starters

"I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."

"I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."

"Is this spirit being a smartass?"

"You look great for being... not alive."

"Ghosts don't even like me."

"It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"

"Are you banging your head on the wall?"

"Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."

"If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"

"Here I am in the sugar shack!"

"I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"

"I can't wait to get locked in here."

"Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."

"Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"

"I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."

"Wait, am I standing on his grave?"

"I have respect for all spirits... except for you."

"I just wanna see where the massacre took place."

"This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."

"I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"

"I smell beautiful."

"Do you see that? Because I can't, either."

"You have reached your final desination. Hell."

"This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."

"This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."

"It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."

"Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."

"Thank you for knocking."

"I've got a teddy bear for you!"

"Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"

[doodlingleluke]

went through my files and found some drawings I never posted~ 

[rpmemes-gallery]

Symbols for the mun

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me