When life gives you lemons

non-binary, Finnish, here to live nostalgia before abandoning this again on the 17th of December.

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[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Nice

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Nice

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Over 10k reblogs of just ‘nice’

[deegsyweegsy]

Nice

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[thejediguy]

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Nice

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[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Oh my god

[gloriousruin-deactivated2018070]

Jesus fuckin Christ..

[listener-blue]

@concentrated-sunshine

[bunjywunjy]

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper

[kylostantrums]

[tendermiasma]

I’m not an expert but I like hands a lot so hopefully some of this was helpful!

[exceptionallyautistic]

I’d like to point out that what op drew is a hypermobile finger. The hand under “pushing hard” is also hypermobile. This gives even more leeway to how hands can be drawn since we can usually fold them in weird ways. We also tend to grip things a little differently. So i’d recommend artists to look up hypermobility because it’s another good way to diversify your characters anatomy!

Going off of that some of us use what’s called ringsplints. So if you draw a hypermobile character you can always do cool jewelry out of ringsplints! We also tend to sit in weird/“quirky” positions!

[tendermiasma]

I didn’t think about this at the time, but I realize my hands and joints are a quite bit squishier than average. Maybe I should’ve put a disclaimer up! Thank you for the knowledgable addition :)

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[southernbadgirl10th]

[humorteliblee]

[memescomedy]

[kwamzy1]

Dead😂😂💀💀

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[the-pan-writer]

Why is there a guinea pig in your shop?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me Ramsey is our best employee

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

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Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

[neongrump]

One Punch Shrimp

[jasoncanty01]

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

[sonicthehammons]

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

[antifamutant]

Yeah what the fuck.

[sixpenceee]

This sheep from New Zealand ran away and hid in a cave just to avoid shearing. When it was found after 6 years, it looked like this.

[365daysinalife]

[runfuchs]

we’re in that mood fellas

[salihombox]

inspiration from  HowToBasic

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, August 18, 2016

Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters

[grawly]

someone gave me the context behind that infamous “is this a pigeon?” meme but this isnt helping

[downwithneocolonialism]