I took a THC pill 12 hours ago and I'm still out of my mind
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I took a THC pill 12 hours ago and I'm still out of my mind
I don’t understand you people, letting workers search your bags n shit
you know you don’t legally have to open your bags for anyone short of the Actual Police, right?
like, you are protected constitutionally against unlawful searches and random-ass workers at VS or Kohl’s or Anthropologie do not have the right to search your stuff just so everybody knows
I wish more people knew this and could remember this in the stress of a moment like that
Can mall security search your bag if they have proof/sus of you lifting?
I THINK police can search you if they have probable cause to do so. I KNOW security and LP will try to take advantage of you and intimidate you into consenting to a search.
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
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I need this
Rogie
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Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever.
Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much.
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Honey Trap Lip Balm My favorite lip balm, ever. Really improves the texture of your lips and seals in moisture. However, this is not for fixing chapped lips - use Ultrabalm for that first, and then this to prevent them from chapping again. Also, pro-tip, if you apply it before liquid lipstick, your lipstick won’t crease or dry out all day.
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Strawberry Feels Forever Smells like fresh strawberries! Has a much thinner consistency than the other massage bars, so it can be used every day, like a solid lotion.
Soft Coeur Smells like chocolate and honey, and is ridiculously moisturizing. More heavy-duty than the other bars, so I like to only use this one on spots like my knees, heels, and elbows.
From Dusk til Dawn The shape of this one is amazing. It’s shaped like a cone, so it gives a deep massage when you’re using it. Definitely recommend if you have any sort of muscle pain.
SCRUBS
The Rough with the Smooth This stuff smells soooo good. Like cotton candy. I use it before I shave because it really does an amazing job at removing any dead skin and it doesn’t leave a residue, so it won’t clog your razor. However, it’s a sugar scrub, so it melts super quickly.
Ocean Salt This is a heavy-duty scrub. Really amazing if you have dry, flaky skin, and the healing properties of the salt are really great if you have acne. It’ll dry it up and heal it super quick.
Cup o’ Coffee Face & Body Mask I’m on my fourth jar of this already. The coffee beans are ground up just enough to give a deep, yet gentle scrub and the caffeine in the bar really does wake up your skin and make it look brighter. Great for the morning.
Buffy It smells like a vacation, that’s really the only way to describe it. It’s an exfoliant bar and body butter mixed together, so you rub it all over while you’re still in the shower, and then rinse the sand off. After, rub the oils in and pat dry. No need for lotion after because it seals in the moisture from your shower.
SHOWER GELS / JELLIES
Rose Jam Shower Gel Smells like roses and has a really bubbly lather. More cleansing than moisturizing. I like to use it before a more moisturizing soap because it’s great for removing dirt and oil from the skin.
The Olive Branch Shower Gel A long-time favorite of mine. Great for dry skin, as it has a really creamy lather versus a bubbly one. Also, the smell is very calming and lingers for a long time.
Needles & Pines Shower Jelly It’s a solid shower gel (consistency of jello), and it smells like Christmas trees! I like to store it in the fridge and use it when it’s hot outside, super cleansing and refreshing.
SOAPS:
Roses All the Way Personal favorite! Smells like roses & vanilla ice cream. Super moisturizing and so, so creamy. Definitely buy if you suffer from dry skin.
Yog Nog Very moisturizing and the scent lingers for a really long time. Smells like snickerdoodles and eggnog.
Bohemian Not at all creamy, as it’s an exfoliating soap. It’s great to use on dark spots like knees and armpits because the exfoliants soften the skin and the lemon juice evens out your skintone. Smells like lemons.
Karma Another favorite. It has a super thin consistency but is still very moisturizing, so it’s a good shaving soap because it won’t gunk up your razor. Smells like incense and patchouli.
Figs & Leaves Smells like dirt and grass, in a good way. Super cleansing. As in your skin will literally squeak after using it, so I recommend using an in-shower moisturizer like King of Skin after using it.
OTHER:
Atomic Toothy Tabs Solid toothpaste that you crush up in your mouth. It sounds weird but these things are phenomenal. They really leave your teeth squeaky clean, and are the sole reason my teeth are so white - I don’t use any whitening products. This particular kind smells like cloves and cinnamon.
Ultrabalm All Purpose Balm This stuff is amazing. It’s an all-over balm for rough spots. I use it in the winter time on my hands and lips, because they get dry. I also use it year round on my face where I get dry spots, as it doesn’t clog pores.
Silky Underwear Dusting Powder Another holy grail. If you could turn cocoa butter into a powder, this would be it. It’s not drying like baby powder, it’s more silky (it’s also talc-free). I use it between my legs to prevent chafing and under my boobs when it’s hot outside to prevent sweating.
@ohhyukswife i want these 👀
Imma steal all this shit
Why do people think it’s an insult to point out that people are still living with their parents? Like I still don’t understand that concept.
At a certain time your shouldn’t be living your parents and that’s fine to assume but, not everyone is the same. People fail to understand that.
You Americans have such a strange concept over when someone should or shouldn’t do something. Let people fucking live. Like I see a lot of 20-21yo on this site struggling to make rent, like come on! It’s okay to live with your parents until you’re financially stable! If it takes you until you’re 27 to be financially stable then so be it! Who the fuck is there to say something? You live with your grandparents and one of them is very fragile and you’re 32 living with them and your parents bc someone needs to take care of them. That’s such a common thing to see, at least here in South America. Y'all be romanticizing independency so much but can hardly have something to eat at your table that’s not a way to live :/
I think it’s more of just a way to grow up. It’s our right of passage into adulthood. Not right or wrong. Just how it is. Just like it’s different in other countries. We aren’t really a family focused culture.
I moved out and lived on my own for 6 years and in back with my mom sharing a house. At first it was tough for me to handle but now I'm like- I save SO much money and all my mom does is make food sooo
Omg I'm gonna take my arm sling from when I broke my elbow and shove all the fucking lipsticks in it.
Wisest words of this century
This is the realist shit ever spoke
New Mall Haul Tomorrow!!!
Heading out to a different mall tomorrow! It’s about an hour and a half away. Kinda skeptical because it only has like 6 or 7 stores I’d actually want to lift from. But there’s an Ulta near by so i guess I’ll hit that up too. My mom doesn’t want me to drive that far on my own and I don’t have any lifting friends so I have to ask a friend to just say he went with me lol.
My game plan: - Leave around 9. - hit up the tom thumb for some snacks to eat on the way there (I need the rewards points lol) I don’t lift from here bc the workers are really nice to me and I’d feel bad - probably get there at like 10:30ish maybe 11 because i drive kinda slow sometimes - do my thing - get food whenever I get hungry lol - leave the mall at 2 and go to ulta - get home by 4 - roll around in lifted goodies - take nap
Solid
I don’t understand you people, letting workers search your bags n shit
you know you don’t legally have to open your bags for anyone short of the Actual Police, right?
like, you are protected constitutionally against unlawful searches and random-ass workers at VS or Kohl’s or Anthropologie do not have the right to search your stuff just so everybody knows
I wish more people knew this and could remember this in the stress of a moment like that
how do you just casually deny them, that honestly sounds sus.
I guess u can’t just ask if they have a warrant and when they reply with no say so suck my ass and walk out
^^ basically, I saw this woman in Walmart get stopped by an SA & she asked her if she had any type of search warrant or subpoena. SA said no and the woman walked out. Unless it’s actual police or LP then you don’t have to do a damn thing.
I would just give them a dirty look and tell them they are not allowed to search my bag. Just act super offended they even suggested that to you. SA should know better anyway so they’ll back off as soon as they know you aren’t gonna open your bag
Y'all don't have to justify shit to anyone. If they ask to look in your bag but be like um no it's my bag and gtfo. They assume that bc it's a high pressure situation any Good Samaritan will of course show them their personal belongings. Again- you do not have to justify why you won't show them your bag.
Tip for restaurants!
Your lifting doesn’t just have to be shopping. You can do it for restaurants too but it takes planning. The big corporate restaurants like Darden (Olive Garden, Red Lobster), TGIF, Outback, etc will THROW gift cards at you if you complain. Contact them via email, check their current menu and create a contrived awful experience you had. Don’t use staff names (that would get the poor employee named “Betty” in a lot of trouble, also it’s a way to get caught), use plausible details like: We waited 30 mins for our cocktails, my steak was cooked wrong THREE times, etc. You will receive a call from corporate, be nice but be irate and grumpy, “I’ve never experienced this at your store before, this isn’t what I’m used to.” is a GREAT line. Depending on policy, either corporate will send you a gift card, or they’ll refer you to the DM or GM of that store. If it’s the latter, restate your story, nice but grumpy and then they’ll offer you a gift card to make up for your experience. BOOM, free dinner out. PLEASE PLEASE tip your waiter though, they are just like us, broke and trying to get by.
They really will throw gift cards at you. I went to a Ruby Tuesday's one time, waited a little long for my food, I didn't even complain and they comp'd it cause it was so busy lol
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I've only stolen once and it was at target and i was a toddler and stuffed things in my pockets and it was by the cash register lol
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how do i get a sugar baby if i can't afford to pay that much per month. some of us have child support, bills, real life shit.
…….the same way you’ll afford to pay for a Ferrari or a Rolex. You WON’T. A sugar baby is a luxury. It’s not your right as a male human to have some young dolled-up girl hanging off your arm. Make more money, rob a bank, deal some drugs, sell your car, or accept the fact that you simply are not a Sugar Daddy.
I really need to take this advice
reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings