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hermione: being expelled is literally Worse than Death you guys
hermione: the only logical solution to this problem is to set a teacher on fire
there’s so many time travel fics where harry potter goes back in time to kill voldemort and ends up falling in love with him instead and saving the world with the redeeming power of love but like. okay. what if harry from the very start was like ‘look, death is kind of a big deal, i can’t possibly kill even voldemort in good conscience, especially when he hasn’t even done anything yet. so i’m just going to punch him in the face instead, and see what that does to the timeline.’
like. he’s got his invisibility cloak. he can just follow tom around and bop him one right in the snoot whenever he starts fucking around with the chamber of secrets, or diaries, or vulnerable children, or whatever. just really lay one on him.
this would be a lot less ethically ambiguous and a lot more satisfying than murder! harry could even take pictures of his confused and upset face each time. ‘tom learns not to mess with basilisks’ ‘tom learns not to ask weird nosy questions about death magic’ ‘tom learns not to encourage pureblood supremacists’.
harry potter. the boy who lived to throw a mean right hook.
What is the truth???
so how am i supposed to sit damnit!
The truth is that you’re most likely gonna die however you sit so just relax and enjoy the descent to your untimely demise.
This is BS: http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/brace.asp
The brace position actually does save lives and reduces injuries.
It saves lives by putting your head already against the thing it’s most likely to hit in an impact, namely the seat in front. This reduces your chance of a head injury. If you can’t get your head against the seat, or are in an exit row, then the modified brace position secures your head against your legs.
It reduces injuries by tucking your limbs in and holding them in place, meaning they don’t move during the impact, meaning they’re less likely to be broken.
And, ya know, if you are conscious and don’t have a broken leg, you have a much higher chance of evacuating safely from a plane that is, say, on fire, or sinking into a river…
Numerous reports indicate that bracing maximizes your chance of surviving uninjured in a survivable crash - and over 70% of crashes are survivable.
Mythbusters busted this by putting a dummy through a series of simulated plane crashes, and they discovered that the brace position absorbs more of the crash energy than sitting upright, and that the force was channeled into the chair.
So, why do flight attendants sit in a different position? Because jumpseats are not designed the same way as passenger seats.
First of all, some jumpseats are rear facing. On some planes, some passenger seats are rear facing. If you are in a rear facing seat, then you should not brace, you should sit upright and press yourself into the seat, legs together.
Second of all, flight attendants often wear shoulder harnesses, so their shoulders are secured to the seat. They do not, however, put their legs against anything, they tuck their legs under the seat. Sometimes they sit on their hands, sometimes they put their hands firmly on their thighs - this is, again, to minimize limb movement.
So, this is bullshit. If you are on a plane and the cabin crew yell Brace, BRACE. It might save your life.
When someone gives you safety instructions, FUCKING LISTEN. Don’t try to think you’re smarter than them because you read a conspiracy theory on the internet.
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Me And My Friends Quietly Leaving For a Night On The Town
It's like Dumbledore's Army leaving the Room of Requirement...except with kitties!
Trust fall! 🔊
Are yOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
there are eleven types of people in the world those that understand roman numerals and those that don’t
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Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your prison owning donors depend on
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welp;
Actual quote, in context:
“I believe that we should make community college free. We should have debt-free college if you got to a public college or university. You should not have to borrow a dime to pay tuition… I disagree with free college for everybody. I don’t think taxpayers should be paying to send Donald Trump’s kids to college.“ [video link]
Don’t spread misinformation just to fit a narrative, Clinton is advocating for there to be a cap on who gets free college so that the government doesn’t have to subsidize the education of people with enough disposable income to pay for it themselves. The plan she’s proposing would have a better chance of being passed, is more cost-effective, and still opens up higher education to low-income individuals who previously couldn’t afford it.
the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars
Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x
*at the time of this performance, the Port Arthur massacre that resulted in 35 killed and 23 wounded was the worst mass shooting in history.
I've been going through the oitnb tag and just hearing a constant whooshing noise from so many people with the point just zooming right over their heads.
Now I remember why it's been so long since I've been on here. My phone's a piece of shit.
Sometimes I don't want to hang out with anyone. Sometimes I just want to be left alone. And I hate it when people can't understand that. It's 2016. I thought people knew what it means to be an introvert by now. 😠