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sorry I'm too busy dealing with all the creatures I accidentally summoned into my wizard tower to respond right now please call back later and send help :(

[rogersandclarke]

a night out at the club can have a three act structure

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

[shiitakemushroomvodka]

planning my next charcuterie board. I WILL top last year.

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[fairycosmos]

i just don’t have the employable spirit

[compassiontobin]

[kushblazer666]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[cheaphalloweencostume]

2 sentence horror is back

[gragam]

i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[despazito]

[pointnclick]

basically tv sucks because all the really good writers are fucked up recluse hermits that spend all day alone, vividly hallucinating about imagined worlds, and don’t have any industry connections or even earthly tethers

[pointnclick]

somewhere a writer has produced a beautiful manuscript that will never see the light of day because they spent all their time doing speed alone in their house instead of curating a linkedin profile

[ridiriditwoshoes]

Pikmin wallpapers upscaled to 4K, enjoy <3

[evilvillain123456789]

elementary school crossing guard dismissively shooing children across a county road, not looking up, neck craned over massive google pixel brick, irretrievably engrossed in freemium play store slop featuring turn-based strategy gameplay, slot machine mechanics, and character designs that, while not overtly pornographic, are drawn with a noticeable air of tacit horniness

[doityourselfbombs]

dice tiktok: liquid core dice but make it ✨spicy✨

me, who's been watching dice making tiktoks for three days straight: is it an alive bee again :/