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Odin: thank you

Loki: don't mention it

Loki: i mean, i will

Loki: whenever it benefits me

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Thor: What happened to your nose?

Loki: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Paris is my #1 bimbo

#dumb bitch #hot mess #love him #paris iliad #paris of troy #everyone but me is wrong about him #the illiad

chthonioi

Hypnos & Thanatos by ofensky

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Hermes: i dare you-

Odin: Loki is not allowed to accept dares anymore

Hermes: why not?

Loki: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Odin: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Loki: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Odin: So, you lied to me?

Loki: That depends on how you define lying.

Odin: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Loki: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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people who say the relationship goal of greek gods are persephone and hades have never heard of aphrodite and ares

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...sorry to break it to you but hades is the uncle of persephone? ... Greek mythology is a big bowl of incest

#that is like the one thing everyone know about greek mythology...#greek mythology

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ares not being portrayed as stupid and unimportant

reblog if u agree

#ares #ares god #ares greek mythology #ares greek god #big boi #sweet sweet big boi

Can people STOP tagging greek and norse gods in pjo and Marvel posts by just their names?

#like #i want to read about ares #i dont care that he start arguments pn twitter #just tag him correctly #ares pjo #not just #ares #or loki #i like marvel #just.#dont use “loki”#its so frustrating

Ok but Kevin and Veronica from Shameless are literally Ares and Aphrodite

#im obsessed #i mean he's a huge femminist #and a loving father #anf he love his lover SO MUCH #and she is beautiful #and she may seem like a bitch #but in reality she is such a complex character #“they would do anything for each other”#YESSSSS #aphrodite #ares #aphrodite x ares #ares greek mythology #ares deity #ares x aphrodite #aphrodite greek mythology #aphrodite goddess #shameless

Odin: if you find yourself in trouble, just toss the problem to Loki and hope for the best

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#he is so loki coded #i love him #he is so silly #incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #norse mythology loki #incorrect norse gods #myth odin #norse odin #odin allfather #myth loki #loki #odin

Loki: We’ll get back into there or die trying.

Odin: No one’s dying.

Loki: Not with that attitude.

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Ares: *lifting weights*

Dionysus : Wow… he’s so intense!

Hermes: I wonder what drives him.

Ares, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

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Loki: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Loki: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

#took place during the Middle Ages in Europe #you get it?#because he is a ginger #and people used to burn gingers #but he cant die with fire #because he is the god of fire :D #get it?#it is funny?#it was funnier in my head #sorry #norse mythology loki #incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #incorrect norse gods

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