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@shimmershinelikegold
so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol
We all want that main character life fr (The Good, everything goes right for you kind)
NOT the apocalyptic kind, I think I'm already living in a dystopian one.
if reincarnation is real, I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to music they made in a different life, and read books they don’t remember writing.
AU in which Kakashi dies, Obito somehow survives and adopts some of Kakashi’s mannerisms (just like Kakashi did in canon)
drarry heated rivalry this drarry heated rivalry that ITS FLINTWOOD ITS FLINTWOOD ITS ALWAYS BEEN FLINTWOODDDD
so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown
BREAKFAST
pray for Merlin
sorry i had to look directly at this reblog comment from @countesspetofi on @swedenis-h‘s most recent comic (here!)
why is everyone in this entire fandom a literal genius every dinluke has the brain capacity of like 5 normal people
excuse me ma'am I have just the ven diagram for that
Then Luke—through mechanisms beyond Din’s conception—maybe the Force allowed jedi to store items in convenient subspace cavities—pulled a live frog out of his pocket. The blue thing kicked its legs in Luke’s gloved hand and Grogu reached for it. Questions ricocheted around Din’s head in a panic. Where did he get that thing? Where was he keeping it this whole time? How is it? Still alive? did he—Magic? Jedi magic?
Yet the only question that managed to stumble out through Din’s vocoder was: “Um. Is that for Grogu?”
“Yeah, it’s for both of us,” said Luke with a small, sunny smile.
No, thought Din quietly.
“You want a snack, Grogu?”
And before Din could look away, Luke’s mouth enclosed around the frog’s small, terrified head and with sharp nod he separated its head from its body. Din sighed in horror. The baby cheered.
“This is how me and Master Yoda used to split lunch back on Dagobah,” said Luke in between the crunch of cartilage. He handed a giggling Grogu the body. “Well, if he thought I worked hard enough that day, hah. And these were more like appetizers.”
How was it still alive? Did you get this from Dagobah? We’ve been away from the ship for two days. How was it still alive? Why does it smell like boiled bantha? How were you keeping it alive. Luke??
Grogu gulped the body down with little resistance and Luke bounced the child on his hip. “That’ll tide ‘im over until we get back to the speeders. You okay, love?”
“Sure,” said Din. “Yes.”
Din Dijarin really walked around the galaxy being all Daddy and daddy and curing my Daddy Issues
The other day i was talking to @oh-no-its-bird about a modern au where akatsuki is just in jail and it was so funny i had to draw this.
Bonus of Suigetsu being a real one
#naruto#naruto shippuden#uchiha itachi#uchiha sasuke#hoozuki suigetsu#honestly. itachi deserves this#presumably the duos are all cellmates in this au#obviously nagato and konan are terrorists and kakuzu is in for tax evasion and/or being a loan shark. maybe other money crimes too#most people assume kisame has an assault or murder charge but he's actually in there for high treason#or he would be if that was still a thing in japan but since it isn't he's officially in there for insurrection instead#that said he DOES have a body count. that's just not what he's in for. the world is truly built on lies....#deidara got sent to juvie for a bomb threat. and then made a bomb in juvie and got sent to big boy prison bc he was almost 18 anyway#sasori did the exact same thing as in canon only without the magic stuff. he made people puppets#they caught him bc he tried making himself into a puppet and. well. hospital#no one is entirely sure what ''tobi'' is in for. or who he actually is. or why they let him wear a mask all the time#only kisame knows that tobi has never been sentenced for anything; he's running his criminal empire from the prison bc he thinks it's funny#he gets away with it bc the guards all think he's the ghost of the executed criminal whose grave the prison was built on#(it's madara) (unclear whether or not he's actually dead) (he definitely was buried down there tho!)#white zetsu and black zetsu are two separate people with the same name. they aren't related but everyone assumes they are#black zetsu is in for corporate espionage. white zetsu was eating people#hidan is. basically the same tbh? he's on death row. they've tried to execute him twice but both times he survived#he once od'd to prove he was immortal and. well he's still kicking? so who knows#orochimaru was in there and then he just kinda left? now he's oto high school's chemistry teacher. unclear how this happened#oh uh konan is in a men's prison bc of transphobia i guess...? yahiko was in juvie with her and nagato but he got in a fight and died#naruto is still trying to get sasuke to change his mind about oto bc uhhhhh sports rivalry#but sasuke doesn't care about sports and oto offered him a scholarship. which he also doesn't care about#he picked oto bc it's in a shitty neighborhood and he wanted to give itachi a heart attack#it IS a good school tho. like if you survive going there you'll get a solid education. lifelong mental scars but sasuke already had those#anyway for itachi - he and shisui had a ''let's kill our family (not sasuke) and then ourselves'' plan but only shisui pulled off part two#and it turns out premeditated mass murder is enough to get you tried as an adult!
tags by @evilkitten3
SHUT UP BC THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING AND THE CRIMES ARE THE SAME LMAO
Perfection 🤌
Your comfort character when u've had a bad day and now it becomes their problem
Who needs therapy? This is me coping tysm.
Minato would genuinely have a delightful time in jjk
He'd fit right in with all the crazy...
i'm sure it's fine
Reasons I post au ideas:
1. The hope that someone will comment “sounds like ____” and link me a fic I’ve never heard of
2. See #1
I just think it would’ve been funny if
Shisui, fully aware he’s spilling Clan secrets but too tired to care: yeah there’s this thing called the Mangekyo. It’s the final form of the Sharingan, awoken only by extreme trauma. It’s very, very rare, and more powerful than you can imagine. If my clan were even to find out I told you, I don’t know how severe the repercussions would be
Kakashi, his ANBU captain: you . . . both have this?
Itachi: only Shisui.
Kakashi: can I see it?
Shisui: *lets his Mangekyo show for a moment*
Kakashi:
Kakashi: so that isn’t just like. A thing the sharingan does. Natural step on the life cycle
Shisui: *eyes narrowing* . . . no. Captain, have you seen a Mangekyo before?
Kakashi: *under his breath* in the mirror once. I thought it was a hallucination
Shisui:
Itachi:
Shisui: i wish i could tell the clan that the guy they shunned and refused to teach their ways accidentally outperformed all of them and then saw the result and thought it was a fucking hallucination
Itachi, mildly worried: the Mangekyo causes blindness. Have you been experiencing any of that?
Kakashi: *shrugs* I’ve been eating more carrots in case that was the issue
Itachi:
Shisui:
