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By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat

If you go to their twitters, there are more pictures and VIDEOS

as we all know plays are better when nothing happens. the ideal play would be an electric kettle coming to boil but then no one makes tea from it.

semiunwanted

“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”

geekhyena

oh god I just lost it laughing

lizclimo

colchrishadfield

Where your compass points is changing, and no one is sure why - maybe a high-speed jet of liquid iron deep beneath Canada. @naturenewsteam https://www.instagram.com/p/BtE368Nn1cM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uh8r59b8dp6t

boringangel

olivia de recat for the new yorker

shinecryzephyr

I totally drew a thing like this with Crayola markers on the wall of my college apartment next to my bed. It was about my third girlfriend.

aikaleegrave

to love what is mortal; / to hold it // against your bones knowing / your own life depends on it; / and, when the time comes to let it go, / to let it go.

for mary oliver, with all the love in my heart

lulusketches

Hagrid going back to Hogwarts after the war, and Harry taking him to Diagon Alley to return the favor :)

shinecryzephyr

Yer a wizard, Hagrid.

lulusketches

Hagrid going back to Hogwarts after the war, and Harry taking him to Diagon Alley to return the favor :)

great-tweets

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girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de

FREE HIM

girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de

HE CAME BACK

scumbagsblog

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

the-suburban-craft

10oclockdot

Saying that man and woman are the only genders is actually LESS nuanced than saying that earth, water, air, and fire are the only elements.

dadcrone

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

goddamngeckogirl

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

littlekiwi37-archive

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

agarotado27dejunho

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

kryptonians

Germany is a place of obscure sorrows

parakeet

i genuinely do not think dogs, the loving goofballs that they are, would approve of people mercilessly shitting on cats for no reason other than the fact that they are not Dogs… you guys have learned nothing from the carefree teachings of the dog… they don’t want to be used to fuel your unwarranted hatred… what would your dog say… smh!

renebriller

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

adventures-in-asexuality

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

renebriller

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

roachpatrol

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years.