GunGoneGan

Blueballs alien. I was born last century. Moved my art to www.shiiinart.tumblr.com

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[thehairyartist88]

Female Stolas in the classic Marilyn Monroe flying skirt pose.

[seeminglydark]

Last minute print for upcoming conventions, it’s a lifestyle.

They may see me as a weed, or a menace to society, but I’ll spread my hope far and wide and they'll never get rid of me✨forever growing out of the darkest of places. through the cracks and fissures.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[zabouncer]

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[ozempicofficial]

[escuerzoresucitado]

numbness can make systemic failure feel like business as usual, even when everyone senses something is deeply wrong

[vitoriabas]

Some wacky illustrations for a short dissertation I wrote for my Masters, exploring the relationship between medieval illuminations, marginalia, and online ads.

Markers on cartridge paper.

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[laziestgirlintown]

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

[nikandrros]

More painters with the same vibe:

Lawrence Alma-Tadema on Wikipedia

Luis Ricardo Falero on Wikipedia

Jean-Joseph Benjamin-Constant on Wikipedia

William-Adolphe Bouguereau on Wikipedia and his .org

Jacques-Louis David on Wikipedia

Artemisia Gentileschi on Wikipedia

Alexandre Cabanel on Wikipedia (yes, it's the Lucifer crying guy, but his other stuff has more whimsy)

Francesc Masriera on Wikipedia

[taurzza]

[elderly-scrolls]

dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[pranks-zappa]

GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I'm pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that's ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It's a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you're crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It's a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you're just putting that together now, huh?

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich