shinies, coins, and all other sparkly things

GOD I LOVE SHINIES

[shinies-offical]

Hello, i am shinies offical

basic dni

:3

tags under cut

@breadteleporter-offical @satan-offical @helpmemiku @the-queen-of-geese @aceofpans @goblin-offical @gaslight-offical @evilducks-offical @duality-the-chaos-god

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Hehe this took so long~

[kittyofthestarz]

what is she, stupid?

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Mayyyybe

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Doodles

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Uhh I attempted and failed to practice Anatomy

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Ignore the hands and feet

Um any feedback

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Here's a more doodles

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

KIT

[shinies-offical]

SHINIES!!!!

i share this time :3

[only-cat-memes]

[agwitow]

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

[shinies-offical]

accept it, coward

[goblin-offical]

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

[aceofpans]

every month is for fools if you’re like me

[goblin-offical]

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

[aceofpans]

like those birds? The red ones?

[goblin-offical]

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

[aceofpans]

What the fuck

[goblin-offical]

What..?

[aceofpans]

stole my shinies :(

[shinies-offical]

wait no, i didnt agree to this

[goblin-offical]

Goblin i invented something for you... i call it the snatcher-tron, dont tell anyone you got it just rob people with it

- @eggman-eggpire-offical

EHEHEEHHE GOBLIN HAS FREE REIGN

[shinies-offical]

oh no :0

[8unny9l0ck]

pass it around

[not-offical-offical]

Come my children. Pass the joint

[shinies-offical]

ooo a shiny

[shinies-offical]

(dont tell your siblings i said this but your my favorite child)

- @not-offical-offical

i appear to be a little late, so COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN (i dont believe you but ty anyway)

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[needsmoreexplosions]

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

[tfemflightinstructor]

[aceofpans]

protected sex (they have clothes on)

[imb0ring]

is the clothes iron? And are they in suits of armor?

[aceofpans]

yyes

[do-not-u-dare]

hey fellas what if we added a few hundred notes to this

[aceofpans]

GO AWAY

[homosexuality-offical]

.

2,000 notes and I'll tell the accepting members of my family that I want to experiment with different pronouns

oh gosh that’s a lot. Good luck.

@satan-offical

[sapphic-offical]

@queer-offical @do--not--you-dare ??

[homosexuality-offical]

If I may…

250 notes and I get an aroace flag and find a way to tell my dad it’s “not just a phase” (he keeps saying I’m gaslighting myself into being aroace for some reason, same with my social anxiety)

oh my. Fuck your dad (disrespectfully)

[drudg30n]

hi cool person

@breadteleporter-offical You don’t have to use anon, you know.

[breadteleporter-offical]

?

[drudg30n]

I know it was you.

[breadteleporter-offical]

it was?

[drudg30n]

I know it was.

[breadteleporter-offical]

it was

[drudg30n]

hi cool person

@breadteleporter-offical You don’t have to use anon, you know.

[breadteleporter-offical]

?

[drudg30n]

I know it was you.

[breadteleporter-offical]

it was?

[drudg30n]

I know it was.

[breadteleporter-offical]

it was