[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[official-kircheis]

[badassdemonsword]

Imagine walking through a dusty old cemetary and finding an eerily well-maintained headstone marked "Tobuscus Markiplier, died 1879 in saloon shootout crossfire"

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me

[fuelcell]

he’s dash canceling

[sys-aurastella]

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

Taunt cancel into demon that’s actual tech

[doctorbutler]

[ispyspookymansion]

you would think not wanting anything makes you super contented and zen like a monk reaching enlightenment but in reality its not that at all and everyone is always saying things such as You seem really depressed and Hey are you like ok?

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

[the-evil-skull]

This is not meant to sound hostile or vague anyone but this is bothering me. "Inshallah" means "if God wills it". If your intention is to say you hope the hips don't lie but whether the hips lie or not is up to God, then you say "Inshallah the hips don't lie" but if you're trying to say "wow, the hips don't lie" or something similar, which I think is what the op was getting at, then you say "Mashallah the hips don't lie" which means "God has willed it, the hips don't lie"

[bigmickswingin]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[recuperationdisliker]

it's funny how many stories there are which set up the hero of the story as someone whose job it is to "restore the balance between light and dark" but what we see from them mostly only looks like trying to vanquish any signs of darkness

[recuperationdisliker]

you go to the website of a pest control company and they talk about how their job is to restore the balance between house and bug

[pokeballvictimized]

Legendary hero takes up the sword to restore the balance but things have been pretty good lately so they mostly have to raze a few villages and slash funding for social services

[oldinterneticons]

[himejoshikomaru]

i would post… but there’s too much cum on my phone…

[ashenbot]

If I had a nickel for every time that happened

[ashenbot]

I,… would be able to buy a nickel

[bruzum]

[sacred-portal]

[cdromantic-deactivated20130501]

[apjvff]

what this mean?

[drugdoer-deactivated20140123]

Fuck the Beach

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died