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[nobodytheelf]

I had some extra time on my hands so I redrew my fave Deltarune shot!

-Lisbeth

[missmonstermel]

Wake up honey, new Skrunkle photos by @ynevrov.photography just dropped!

[gan-man]

..may this joke land with y’all the same way it did for my sister and I lol

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[horizon-penblade]

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

[devyat10]

[devyat10]

[devyat10]

in geordi’s vision

and my beloved shitty doodles

[brainvirus]

star trekkin from 2025

[lamemummy59]

If TNG was like a bit more woke I think they would have an episode where Data tries to learn more about humanity by experimenting with gender expression and he goes around wearing increasingly more absurd extravagant garish and campy looks trying to see what he and others like. And everyone else is trying to give him feedback but he doesn’t understand what they mean and misinterprets it. Also I have a disease where if I get too obsessed with a male character I HAVE to draw them in pretty dresses and skirts. If I was skilled at writing I would make this a fanfiction but I suck. 

[lamemummy59]

I like them a lot okay

[reject-tiefling]

They are all waiting for you outside the bathroom

[erdenmaedchen]

STAR TREK The Corbomite Maneuver | S01 E10

[amiya-shirou]

(Guy who has only read the manga of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and hasn't really watched Miyazaki's other movies) yeah I love the #ghibli aesthetic

[samusblewupmyplanet]

#aesthetic #comfy vibes

[why-i-love-comics]

Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 (2026)

pin-up by Dan Panosian

context:

[c-rowlesdraws]

recent DnD commission of the commissioner’s character, a bard, discovering a love of music in his childhood. 💛🥁

(completed on and posted from my iPad due to the previously-mentioned laptop incident 🥲)

[c-rowlesdraws]

Wizards of the Coast: gnolls are brutal and violent beasts, they’re dumb as rocks, the only thing they love more than murdering unsuspecting adventurers is eating them afterwards

Me: okay but what if some of them were, you know, chill, like they were just dudes? They’re still people, surely they can’t all be evil as a rule, I don’t like the implications of that

Wizards of the Coast: no they LOVE murder and they’re super evil. In fact, their god is really a demon, and all of them are also demon-possessed? They live in abandoned ruins and stuff because they can’t build their own villages or create anything, all they know how to do is steal and destroy. Also don’t feel bad about killing the baby ones when you’re clearing out a settlement, they’d for sure grow up to be evil no matter what, it’s fine

Me: cool that sucks, anyway I made a gnoll, she’s nice and her name is Sweet Pea

I love 1) having elaborate imaginary arguments, 2) creating characters out of pure spite for disappointing lore, and 3) hyenas

[tredlocity]