happy llama need no drama

26 | Germany | Communist | bi | less sad now | Pokémon Youngster | DOGS | Feel free to massage me

[1anonyymous1]

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

[sillyman-justgoofy]

my kings helping to keep the threat away

[catchymemes]

[garbagebinne]

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: A photo of the bumper of a white car with four stickers on it. On the trunk is a sticker with a picture of Blue, from Blue's Clues, with text reading: "The Only Blue Life That Matters".

Below is a red sticker with white text in all caps reading: "Come At Me With Compassion Bro", a blue sticker with a drawing of a vibrator and text in all caps reading: "My Other Ride Is A Hitachi", and a yellow sticker with text in all caps reading: "How Am I Driving? How Does An Engine Even Work? How Can A Loving God Cause Such Agony"

End ID.

[thatgarden]

[girlmostlikely]

This is insane

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.

[gorefudge]

[sandmandaddy69]

[teathattast]

[muttalert]

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

This is from a list of canon swear words

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

*peppers these into my regular conversation*

[zagreus]

[owldude]

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

[unidentifiedskeletalremains-dea]

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

[rythyme]

[viralfrog]

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[psychuan]

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

[memewhore]

[thememedaddy]

[videos-i-didnt-make]

mirror.mp4

[baphonnicula]

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

[baphonnicula]

they're in love

[venlafaxine-rx]

[banana-frappe]

Remember, kids