had to take a break, make a supercut and write out a whole Thing with gifs bc be who you aaaaaaare for your priiiide Barcelona press conference
kicking off strong with Lando's kitten smile at hearing "our winner Oscar Piastri"
DEODORANT GATE
also I need it be known that the official F1TV transcript having to include this is a win for homosexuals
Oscar's soft bedroom voice "no, I use my own" while they smile at each other like that jESUSSS
the way Oscar lowers his voice and pulls away from the mic bc it's THEIR little weird convo
and the switching back and forth between his voice for Lando and his voice for the press
Lando's possessive arm around Oscar's seat bc Charles is there looking pretty and needy and omegas in heat are so possessive damnnnn
Lando writhing around and jamming his hand between his legs after Oscar offers for him to get a better sniff oh it's BAD for him
no fr I cannot quite believe we got Lando at his most wriggly and saucy this race culminating in him noticing a change in Oscar's scent, saying that Oscar smelled like HIM, that Lando's scent is naturally feminine, and Oscar replying that it's chocolate FLAVORED and then they both get gaspy and giggly and poor Charles wishes he could be in the stewards office than have to witness Lando telling Oscar he's ovulating
Lando not knowing if they were three abreast at one point and needs Oscar to help! bc of course Oscar remembers, Oscar has That Kind of Brain <3
oh no, mic was turned too loud and icked Lando -__-
OSCAR didn't give him a slip stream !! naughty Oscar !!
"I did in the second half" no !! bit late by then !!
Lando will say he didn't lose the race! Oscar drove so well both days! stop trying to make them fight when they're scenting each other!
both of them being cheeky with Charles over going to the stewards
man with world's deepest voice didn't get the memo and Lando kitten giggles with Charles
(making this edit cracked me up here bc Charles just POOF disappears)
them bandying the Max question back and forth like a ball of yarn or kicker toy
g o d do you ever just realize you can set rpf entirely aside and the reality remains that Lando makes a cutie pie little face when he's being naughty precisely bc he knows Oscar finds him adorable and loves when he's naughty - like he watches Lando's face knowing what's coming and Lando's face goes :3 and it makes them both SO happy like what the fuck is that about
THAT SOFT LITTLE VOICE FOR LANDO AGAIN "teammates with you is so fun!"
Oscar's face going through EVery permutation of expression trying to get this out
Lando still trying to pin it on Oscar and Oscar's joyous giggle over it
Lando making Oscar budge up so they can sit more centralized for the cameras asfkgasjlfg "move over a little bit" and Oscar obeys immediately
Lando overjoyed that Oscar gets the most vague question to answer like oh thank god
while I appreciated the mental health question I think there was a tiny bit of it coming out of left field for a post race press conference rather than a media day question and they both smile a little bc it's a BIG question for little Lando
but thankfully he has the prettiest thinking face ever <3
HAPPY PRIDE FROM THE RACE WHERE LANDOSCAR WERE SUPPOSED TO CRASH OUT IN EVERY SENSE BUT INSTEAD FLEW TO AND FROM BARCELONA TOGETHER AND SPENT THE WHOLE WEEKEND DOING WHATEVER THIS WAS
going from Oscar listening to Lando’s music as a rookie for years while trying to nap to now Lando favoring a nap but listening to Oscar skipping rope and 2024 Oscar pretending to get “sick of” smoked salmon when Lando says he hates it and Lando’s pride in Oscar copying his chicken burger post race meal and Oscar remembering Lando talking about his overnight oats and Lando always knowing Oscar’s favorite track is Spa and Oscar coming into F1 knowing Lando’s not an adventurous eater and needs help with words and Lando saying how Oscar’s so calm and he wanted to learn to be a bit more like that and like
I know we all joke but genuinely McLaren do the least PR w landoscar they’ve ever done and also do way less than most other teams and they actually don’t do any damage control PR it’s only ever things they’ve filmed already and were scheduled to release anyway
like for me landoscar has always been the ways they don’t do any of the typical teammate behavior or relationship development or fan relations (and I love those too don’t get me wrong !!) it’s so unique that they learn all these little things about each other but won’t queerbait and they say how they want to grow old together but they don’t make it a meme and they treated the title fight with such honesty and fairness and consideration for each other but didn’t sell that hard to Netflix
all my rpf ships are normally the combination of real life friendship but also some pandering to fans and also convenience of work friendships and combining socmed duties with fun etc
but landoscar are their own entire separate thing where they’re wildly NOT bland work only relationship and lmao they sure as shit aren’t “PR” considering they openly hate playing up to the cameras and fans and they don’t let anyone in on when they play padel or cross socialize etc but also they don’t hide the intricate subtle shifts and developments in their relationship at all and don’t wear masks in public
it adamantly does not appeal at all to wider fandom or media and barely even to their joint sponsors (ily Hilton tho u get it) but also it has such a surprisingly huge fanbase that’s so prolific and active but also doesn’t have anyone trying to erase Lily or pretend that Oscar and Lando don’t have these often very distinct and opposite social lives and in fact we revel in it bc that’s part of their charm and it’s also part of why they slot together so well bc in so many ways they’re similar and even their friends are similar but then party boy Lando can fill the entire Silverstone weekend while Oscar quietly watches from the background smiling bc he’s known this Lando since before they were teammates and Oscar does the boring sponsor stuff with Zak and Lando does the fun sponsor stuff with Zak like
I had to wake up super early and was scrolling and just wanted to say how cute it is that it went from Oscar napping while listening to Lando’s music to Lando napping while listening to Oscar skip rope ;__;
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