GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ( 2014) SENTENCE STARTERS
I’m just gonna come right out, I have no idea what’s going on… at all.
Okay, I’m gonna be totally honest with you … I forgot you were here.
They got my dick message!
You said it yourself, bitch: We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your…pelvic sorcery!
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.
We’re just like Kevin Bacon!
Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Ain’t no thing like me, ‘cept me!
Look at this guy. Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
You just wanna suck the joy outta everything.
YOU’RE MAKIN’… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!!
You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately… We go through you!!
Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me!
With all due respect, _____, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon me.
Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade.
No, I really heard they find you attractive.
Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose.
Who put the sticks up their butts?
Fine. But I can’t promise when all this is over, I’m not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.
That’s exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you’re already trying to kill them!
WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?!
You are a disappointment, _____. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least.
I saw you out there. I don’t know what came over me, but I couldn’t let you die.
I found something inside of myself. Something incredibly heroic.
None of this ever would’ve happened if you didn’t try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN’ ARMY!
Oh, I don’t care if it’s mean. Everybody’s got dead people! It’s no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!
This is what we get for acting altruistically!
First of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan.
No, I’m not! People say that all the time, it’s not that unique of a thing to say.
That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!
You all happy? We’re all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
He said that he’s “an a-hole”. But he’s not, and I’m quoting him here, “100% a dick”.
For the record, I advised them against trusting you here.
What should we do next? Something good? Something bad? Bit of both?