Dumbledore's girl through and through

Harry Potter- The Hunger Games- John Green- Jacqueline Wilson. Planning on reading divergent

[catchymemes]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is such a perfect comparison honestly

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

[stunningpicture]

Cookie in a milk cup.

[biinarykid]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

[silkirose]

Egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

OH

[photogenicsoul]

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

[studentlifeproblems]

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shit-what-is-life]

As a computer science student I seriously want to make that

[vyctornikiforov]

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

[holdup-deactivated20190324]

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

[lokidokeyartichoki]

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

[hellenhighwater]

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

[averysaurus]

I….I need all of them

[witchofthesouls]

This speaks to me on a fucking spiritual level.

[sonicrainbooms]

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

[sonicrainbooms]

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[ragnarachael]

hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial.

[swagintherain]

Harvard decided to rescind offers of acceptance to at leas 10 incoming youth for the class of 2021 after conducting an investigation that unfolded offensive messages these people posted on the social media, specifically on Facebook. They posted memes about rape, dead children, Holocaust as well as making racist jokes about Mexican children who were hypothetically hanged calling them “pinata time.”

The Ivy League university RESERVES the right to withdraw offers of acceptance if an “admitted student engages in behavior that brings into question his or her honesty, maturity, or moral character.”

Harvard exercised the right to choose who represents their institution. And I applaud this decision. 

[askyourparentspermission]

macbeth: Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

no fear shakespeare: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

[schmergo]

Some witches once told me The throne was gonna hold me. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. They were looking kind of weird They were women but with beards And they said there’d be a crown upon my head.

See a dagger coming and it won’t stop coming Home to my wife and we murder King Duncan Didn’t make sense not to live for the crown Your cred goes up but your mind goes down.

So much to plot, so much to scheme So what’s wrong with taking the king’s seat? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine till you kill Banquo.

Hey now, you’re a Scot star, get your kilt on, go slay Hey now, Thane of Cawdor, get the show on, this play And all the witches agree None of women born can harm thee.