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[unfollowfriday]

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

[thechronicleofshe]

every time i see this i’m thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence

[nosdrinker]

everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my crippling ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

[maiabobaia]

Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours

1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too. 

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors. 

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights. 

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched. 

6. If  child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment. 

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years. 

8. Racism is just not a thing. 

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus. 

10. The motherlode cheat. 

[entomophobia]

[thebestoftumbling]

clever dog tricked me into game of fetch

[btrtoday]

[are-you-a-shelter]

I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.

[actuallyclintbarton]

aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl

[ikonicgif]

Nicki Minaj attends the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on August 30, 2015

[hellomrbones]

[nyokoko]

Okay but Harley is so fucking considerate, tho? She knows Canary and Arrow are having a baby and that the baby will either be an archer or a screamer and she presents gifts accordingly.

[moshinyourheartx-deactivated201]

She’s that crazy auntie that’s wild, but also the realest.

[hotsunny-miku]

[unshaped]

Pikachu ‘bout to get lit af

[malachte]

You’ve heard of the Love Shack, now get ready for

the hate hut

[blanksexual]

it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you

[popgoth]

I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days

[darkrai3-gone-deactivated202412]

when u call for ur cat n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u

reblog if u agree

[gaygentscullyfbi]

[boomingdreams]

Good song though

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I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here

[lexarchive-deactivated20160831]

he asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor ‘I was thinking about a milkshake’ I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder

[unclefather]

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

[unclefather]

“Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off”

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[itachidere]

When you suddenly remember you had homework and it’s due tomorrow