Pandora's box

              Ana ‘kitty’ D.  Musician on the Rise, Buddhist on the road. Flow on and find peace and find your Never-Neverland  Total sweetie, bit of a Psycho bitch.  Super Hot & Cold.  Reader, Writer, Artist, Kick your ass expert.  Freckles, Ocean hair, Baby sneezes, Hazel-ish eyes.   I believe in: Karma, Aliens, Magic, and the ever-expanding universe. Forever wanting Hugs & Kisses, Always Drunk & High:  Message me if you wanna know more.       

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[weloveshortvideos]

[pinapple-jumpsuit]

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

[sweepsheep]

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

[suspend]

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

[slightmood]

listen

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested

[lamiadarkholm]

Fanfic: “slow burn”

My impatient ass:

[imanes]

men: *say female instead of women* me: *is not listening any longer*

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Women: *say female instead of women* Me: checks length of bangs just to be safe

[awwww-cute]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

awooooo

[midearladydisdain]

dude theres a fucking polar bear on ur truck

[extrajordinary]

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

[thatdangerous-deactivated202112]

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

[ayellowbirds]

First century AD, Heron of Alexandria created vending machines, automated doors, a steam engine, and automatic musical instruments and puppet shows.

What i’m saying is that Rome had all the technology and social factors needed to develop the steam-powered equivalent of dropping the kids off at Chuck E Cheese before stopping at that drive through.

[thoodleoo]

*gives a pet to the ground* for cerberus

[thoodleoo]

other offerings you can make for the infernal doggy:

bury a doggy bone, human or (preferably) otherwise

souls

if souls aren’t available, bacon is an okay substitute

[ghost-hermione]

does that mean when dogs bury bones they’re making an offering to Cerberus?

[thoodleoo]

gotta secure that ticket to the elysian dog park somehow

[lequickstepboom]

me, any time a tv show i like is cancelled: but...supernatural has 11 seasons...

[moosekleenex]

[kimpossibooty]

[serpentineplanesjumper-deactiva]

[taskforcedominatrix]

APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

[serpentineplanesjumper-deactiva]

[gif87a-com]

[freakxwannaxbe]

I feel like I am being held hostage

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[theneurotypicals]

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

[fierycavalier]

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

[iamthebestby2ne1]

I’m going back go sleep