i invented sex appeal

he/him ● bi • 20 • dm for art account • no minors • techbros, terfs, tankies, zionists etc. fuck off • i mostly rb cats honestly

[shitass-broadsword]

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aye welcome to the blog

i dont really use tw tags other than flashing lights or loud sounds so like if you guys have any triggers or anything keep that in mind while scrolling

sort by #broadswordposting see the slop im posting

feel free to ask anything or just chat in general

i also got an art account on instagram but i dont want my irl friends finding my blog so or random strangers finding my personal instagram acc so yall just dm me for more info ^^

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[bestdriltweet]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[notthatkindofgrrl]

remember when they played destroya on jimmy fallon. and he kind of looked like he’d just seen combat when they finished

[notthatkindofgrrl]

guy who wasn’t expecting them to do all that

[dimonds456-art]

i had to

[inkthecryptid]

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

[inkthecryptid]

[norahsdove]

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

[swagophile]

guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?

guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car

guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?

me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car

guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically

me: its chill its on tubi

guy from 2006: tubi rocks

me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]

girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?

me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby

[rileycruel]

[glavilio]

northern lion about to say something sexist

[monumentino]

Columbo

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[cognitohazardous]

fire was invented by the grain industry

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]