Shit ENTP says

So, real talk, I have MBTI obsession issues that I'll deal with.. tomorrow.. I promise. But right now enjoy the rambling of a self obsessed ENTP!

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Remember the internet when we were kids?

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REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE

Here are all the games’ links in order :)

Bueno Rufus

Barbie Swan Lake Game

Bikini Bottom or Bust

That’s so Raven Pinball

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva

A Sitch in Time- Present

Sticky’s Mix Master

Lizzie McGuire Dressup

Babysit Baby Krissy

Barbie Makeover

Escalator Escape

MyScene Room Makeover

Helga’s Diary

Black Licorice

Crater Crossing

holy shiiiit nostalgia

[mayiaskyourmbtitype]

The types as mbti types

Enfj: Enfj

Infj: Infj

Enfp: Enfp

Infp: Infp

Intj: Intj

Entj: Entj

Intp: Intp

Entp: Entp

Esfp: Esfp

Isfp: Isfp

Esfj: Esfj

Isfj: Isfj

Istp: Istp

Estp: Estp

Istj: Istj

Estj: Estj

[fictionalcharactermbti]

ENTP: A Type In Words.

ISTJ | ISFJ | INFJ | INTJ | ISTP | ISFP | INFP | INTP | ESTP | ESFP | ENFP | ENTP | ESTJ | ESFJ | ENFJ | ENTJ

[mbtipartyblog]

tertiary Fe

“I’ll fight them for you”

“I love you bro, we should totally rob a bank together”

*winks* *unintentionally flirting*

“Hey man, you alright? Good? Good.”

*proceeds to annoy you until told to stop*

“I don’t gossip, but if you wanna complain about ______ I am ALL ears”

*is secretly adorable despite acting like an ass*

[who-r-u-realy]

what first comes to my mind when i think about the mbti types

INFJ - stars. satin. your favourite playlist repeating over and over. obsession. INFP - wings. the sound of a piano. glass reflecting light. 11:11. long scarves INTJ - perfect structures. rain. skyscrapers. crystals. sarcastic jokes. INTP - blank notebooks. park benches. dusk. smell of newly-cut grass. ENFJ - cocktail dresses, new messages, late night talk, smirks ENFP - clear lake, daisys, glitter, giggle, summer breeze ENTJ - smokings, dawn, maxiskirts, miniature chess boards on a trip ENTP - shorts, infinity, fire, passionate kisses ISFJ - fast sketches of nature, waterfalls, catching your breath after a run ISFP - little poems, art gallerys, gentle touch, cats ISTJ - museums, handwritten postcards, rings, finally understanding something ISTP - 3D, graffiti, black holes, lavender, the atlantic sea ESFJ - fresh scents, holy festival, sun flowers, crowds, first kisses ESFP - road trips, bubblegum, LED signs, soft drinks ESTJ - red docmartens, familiy heirlooms, bright smiles ESTP - new sneakers, smoke, lightning, running through the peaceful forest

[accioentp]

I would like to be known for starting a rebellion.

accioentp (via accioentp)

[mbti-analysis]

Things ENTPs do

Research things for the hell of it.

Get really excited when talking about things they’re passionate about; they get a glint in their eyes; can’t stop smiling; won’t shut up about it.

Never follow plans; will make a paper plane out of any rubric or schedule they’re given and aim for the trash can.

Love making people laugh and tend to be a bit theatrical to accomplish that.

Will take charge in any given situation and are quick to take on leadership roles.

Bounce ideas off of other people to brainstorm.

Say “but what if” eighteen times in any given conversation and then introduce a very silly idea.

Understand content perfectly in class but are awful when it comes to tests because they have trouble concentrating and bringing knowledge together. 

Go back and forth between being extremely mature and being mentally 5 years old a lot.

Compulsive liars. Lie just because they like knowing that they can get away with it.

Usually very charming. Beware.

Often the center of attention.

[shitentpsays]

ENTP: I should really be worried about the fact that psychopaths and murderers in movies always seem to be ENTPs...

ENTP: Lol jk it's awesome

[shitentpsays]

ENTP's modes

ENTP: Emotions are stupid

ENTP: Stop ignoring me

ENTP: Technically that won't work

ENTP: I reckon it would be funny if it worked

ENTP: Go away i like to be alone

ENTP: Where the fuck you think you're going? get your ass back here

[shitentpsays]

ESTJ: What do you want for your birthday?

ENTP: A new mode of existence.

ESTJ: But really though.

ENTP: To reach a higher plane of reality.

ESTJ: For fuck's sake....

ENTP: To experience the ecstasy of ego death.

ESTJ: You're getting a deadpool action figure and a bottle of whiskey.

ENTP: noiceeeeee.

[bitchassentp]

Questions the MBTI types have for ENTP

INFP- Why are you so loud? It’s hard to find the perfect picture for this Yuri on Ice aesthetic board with you yelling about aliens all the time…

INFJ- Why haven’t you called the doctor yet? You were supposed to call three weeks ago! You are a very special friend to me, so your health is of the utmost importance…

INTP- Which should I read first: the Satanic Bible or Essential Astrophysics?

INTJ- Do you ever shut the fuck up? That was rhetorical, you have proven time and time again that you do not.

ISFP- Have you fed your fish today? If you kill another fish, I will never forgive you.

ISFJ- Will you please start writing your paper? It really stresses me out to watch you struggle to write 13 pages in 5 hours…

ISTP- Wanna get high?

ISTJ- How are you even alive right now? I watched you consume 16 shots of tequila and 6 Doritos Locos Tacos last night. That’s more tacos and shots than I’ve had in my entire life.

ENFP- Do you want to go to the reptile store with me to pick out a new pet? I’m not sure what I’m going to get, but I have a five gallon tank full of sand and I’m particular to the name Phillis.

ENFJ- Did you use a condom last night? I can’t believe you hooked up with that guy, he could have been a murderer…

ENTP- How are you so perfect, you beautiful bastard?

ENTJ- Why the fuck are your dishes in the sink again? I know you don’t mind living in filth, but you don’t have to subject the rest of us to your bullshit.

ESFP- Want to try to go to that edm concert tonight? It’s been sold out for weeks, but I know the bouncer and I think we could flirt our way in…

ESFJ- Are you being sarcastic? I mean I don’t think you think I’m a “stupid fucking bitch” for making you cookies, but I just want to be sure…

ESTP- Dude, you wanna jump in the pool from the roof? I was about to do it, but I feel like if you do it too, it will be less dangerous.

ESTJ- Can you please try to be on time for our lunch tomorrow? I have a job interview at 12:30 which will probably last 30 minutes and I’ve scheduled a study session for myself at 1:30, so we have exactly 30 minutes to complete our socialization and food. I also picked out an outfit for you and laid it on your bed, so you have no excuse!

[musicalinfj]

The MBTI Types as Buildings

ISTJ: The Courthouse ~ organized, decisive, strong, prominent influence from past designs, detail oriented

ISFJ: The Welcoming Inn ~ caring, attentive, provides comfort and familiarity, inviting

ESTJ: The Fortress ~ strong, powerful, commanding, in tune with sensory environment, hosts power

ESFJ: The Suburban Family Home ~ welcoming of guests, good host, attentive to all needs of family members and friends 

ISTP: The Houseboat ~ experimental, adventurous, functional, aware of and works with physical environment

ISFP: The Mountain Cabin ~ solitary, peaceful, surrounded by inspiring physical environment

ESTP: The International Airport ~ bustling, full of diversity and many people, the starting place for countless adventures 

ESFP: The Expansive Mall ~ endless possibilities for sensory excitement, great for social fun, inviting

INTP: The House on Wheels ~ creative, experimental, open for endless changes and search for a perfect spot

INTJ: The Castle ~ commanding, solitary, full of endless interesting corridors, decisive

ENTP: The World Trade Center ~ a place of debate and diverse possibilities, many varying people, and a big picture, global view

ENTJ: The Skyscraper ~ high reaching, central in bustling and thriving cities, pushes limits of building technology

INFP: The Extensive Library ~ holds intricate maze of knowledge and imagination, many cozy and unique areas, endless exploration

INFJ: The Old Mansion ~ mysterious and hard to see behind gates, caring and protective of few residents, deep concern for quality, creative grounds

ENFP: The Expansive Museum ~ wide variety, invites discovery and thought, offers glimpses into many different times and cultures

ENFJ: The University Building ~ brings people together, inspires, teaches, pushes conventional limits, creative environment 

[e-n-tea-p]

Types In a Zombie Apocalypse

ENTP

- unofficial leader everyone loves

- ultimate plan checker; makes sure that they covered every possibility

- argues with ENTJ and ESTJ a lot, but always ends up winning arguments

ENTJ

- comes up with plans to defeat zombies

- assigns roles to everybody (which no one follows)

- rations the food and essential items

INTP

- invents weapons and technology

- database of info on zombies

- awake at 1:00 AM not because of zombies but because they want to make another zombie meme

INTJ

- weapons analyst

- keeps everyone on track

- can defeat zombie on their own

ESTP

- helps build weapons

- accidentally got separated but found their way back

- fights zombies front line, not scared at all

ESTJ

- supervisor, keeps everyone in line

- organizes everyone when time to fight

- always angry at ENTP for arguing

ISTP

- official weapons manufacturer

- can troubleshoot and fix weapons and armor

- builds shelter for everyone

ISTJ

- the ultimate soldier

- literally the only person who follows the rules

- can recall important information about the zombies

ENFP

- can think like a zombie

- comes up with every possibility of how a zombie could attack the camp

- helps cook food so everyone doesn’t get bored of the same old granola bars

ENFJ

- the ultimate comforter

- makes sure everyone is happy

- can address the whole group and deliver instructions so that everyone doesn’t freak out

INFP

- scared of the zombies

- the baby of the group, everyone loves them

- everyone shares their food with them

INFJ

- tries to correct ESTJ and ENTJ, but gets pushed aside

- makes ENTP do the arguing for them

- understands zombies motivations in a whole

ESFP

- the entertainer

- tells jokes

- no one is ever bored with them along

ESFJ

- takes everything ESTJ says literally

- finds gossip somehow

- helps ENFP cook

ISFP

- also scared of the zombies

- documents all the zombie encounters by drawing them

- good at fighting the zombies, but sometimes feels bad for them

ISFJ

- will sacrifice themselves for others

- makes sure everyone is happy

- remembers which methods worked against the zombies before

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*deep breath*

I DO NOT OUTWARDLY EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS ALL THE TIME ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THAT

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Words to describe each MBTI type’s style

INTJ:

- Clean, minimal, detailed, careful, elegant 

ENTJ:

- Sharp, commanding, sleek, crisp, upstyle 

INTP:

- Mismatched, quirky, wrinkly, amusing, geometric 

ENTP: 

- Bright, bold, eye-catching, sharp, trendy 

INFJ:

- Flowing, comfortable, liquid, rippling, timeless

INFP:

- Old, warm, soft, dependable, graceful  

ENFJ: 

- Vibrant, reflective, carefree, breathable, romantic

ENFP:

- Winsome, cool, lightweight, embellished, festival 

ISTJ:

- Structured, ergonomic, fitted, protective, essential 

ESTJ:

- Preppy, savvy, versatile, solid, professional 

ISFJ: 

- Contemporary, lacy, sturdy, charming, layered 

ESFJ: 

- Respectable, long-lasting, unique, refined, buttoned  

ISTP:

- Reliable, grungy, adjustable, retro, durable 

ESTP:

- Boxy, metallic, knockout, strapless, modern

ESFP: 

- Innovative, delightful, edgy, fluttering, oversized  

ISFP:

- Simple, shapely, delicate, royal, ruched  

[artsyeti]

WHAT AN ENTP WANTS TO SAY TO ALL OF THE TYPES.

RATIONALS (NT)

ENTJ-  You scare me. You are such and incredible leader, how do you do that?? But also I hate authority and feel a need to disagree with you at every turn because you’re so bossy. You’re not as cool as you think you are, but you’re almost as cool as you think you are and that’s pretty damn cool. Be my friend.

ENTP- Fuckin’ chill out you memelord. You’re either coasting through life or putting WAY to much effort into shit. You’re a bit of a narcissistic fuck but you’re still my favourite type (*coughs*). You’re too excitable and too much of a dick and you’re personality doesn’t make sense. Stop being mean to you’re friends. Learn to be more comfortable with emotions, it’ll be important later on in life. Be the friend that can cheer others up with jokes when they don’t really wanna talk about what’s wrong.

INTJ- You’re cool, you get shit done and you’re a bit of a supervillian. What’s not to love? You’re a rare bird. There aren’t many of you out there, but you are important. If you weren’t here, who else would the ENFP’s annoy? You’re a behind the scenes leader most of the time, pulling the strings from a safe (and smart distance) but you aren’t afraid to get you’re hands dirty. You’re good at shit.But don’t forget, you’re not superhuman. Remember other people have these pesky things called emotions, be wary of them STILL i want you to be proud of you’re inherent assholeness.

INTP-  Mad scientist. I’m constantly searching for your approval because of my unresolved daddy issues and it freaks me out. Yes, you are a daddy. Some of you have your heads shoved up a little too far in you’re own arse. Just because you’re introverted and intuitive and darn cold, does not make you better than others honey. Basically, you’re a condescending shit. But hey I still put you on this weird pedestal, so we’re both guilty. You’re the genius on tv shows that isn’t diagnosed but falls on the aspergers spectrum somewhere.

IDEALISTS (NF)

ENFJ-  Baby, I worship the ground you walk on. You are so cool, calm and controlled while still being awesome, enthusiastic and excitable. Don’t be my friend, date me. But stop trying to fix everything. Think about yourself a lil okay buddy, and use logic sometimes too. Actually scratch all that, you’re perfect, I love you.

ENFP-  You are a beautiful, annoying bastard. You’re too nice and I don’t feel comfortable making mean jokes at your expense (because you’d probably take it seriously and cry yourself to sleep), but you have effortless charm. Stop thinking about the individual and start thinking about the bigger picture, you’re not realistic. Be my friend, but not like close friend, y'know.

INFP-  Hello, the human equivalent of tumblr. Fuck. People either love you or hate you. I don’t know where I fall on that scale tbh. Sometimes you’re just a little too much honey, I’m not sensitive enough for you. Other times you are too precious for this world and I just wanna wrap you up in a blanket and protect you. I am strangely attracted to you despite how awkward you probably think you are. You have a lot of knowledge in that head of yours. Be that person I have a weird co-dependant relationship with, that really isn’t healthy but I can’t exactly live without you and I’m not sure why.

INFJ- Ah INFJ, I haven’t met many of you but BOY, are the ones I know pretentious. You’re one of the least common MBTI type, and you probably know and take pride in this. You’re good at reading people, I know, but you can just talk to me instead of analyse from a distance bud. You’re ultimately very cool and creative, a little bit of a know it all but it’s justified. You’re a sweet bundle of joy and I love you. Be my best friend. You’re good at being a friend. Really good.

GAURDIANS (SP)

ESFP-  I like you a lot kid, you remind me of a younger me. We shouldn’t get along but I love/envy you. You’re caring and you have a great childlike spirit. Make some art and ramble to me some more. I seriously appreciate you so much. You bring me back down to  the ‘now’ with you’re crazy impulsive attitude and caring demeanour. Just learn to listen to me a lil more when I tell you you’re thinking with you’re heart instead of you’re brain again. You do it a lot, buddy. Be my lover.

ESTP-  You’re cool man. You’re Ferris Bueler. You’re a salesman that’s constantly selling me on your personality. Look we get it, you’re good with one liners and you’re athletic and everyone loves you, but also hey, think about others you little sociopathic flirt. Also, sometimes people really DO know more than you, I know! Crazy. Be my Idol.

ISFP-  You probably reaallly like music. Chill out buddy, I don’t know much about you but you seem stressed and too fierce for ur adorable demeanour. I know you are your own individual beautiful creative person, you don’t need to tell me. People DO care about you, i know sometimes you doubt that, but you got this life in the bad. You’ll probably never grow out of your angsty teen years tbh but it’s okay, find yourself an ISFJ and you’ll be okay.

ISTP-  So you’re just as cool but less attainable, loner ESTP. You’re in control of your own everything but also out of control and mildly self destructive? Be the mysterious kid I rarely talk to, but everytime I do I fall in love with you a little bit.

ARTISANS (SJ)

ESFJ-  Hey there soldier. In the best case scenario, you’re cutie Monica Geller, that’s a lil anal and mildly manipulative but really! very! sweet!. In the worst case scenario you are literally my worst nightmare. Your the squad’s glue tho. Sometimes you offer a cool third perspective, but you over simplify things and don’t try to understand my crazy theories and that’s annoying. Learn to get over yourself a lil, stop playing the victim buddy and compromise. Be my friend in a few years when you learn to self reflect better.

ESTJ-  You’re a manipulative bitch. You’re so judgemental, you’re Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls. You’re pretty cool. Even more of a rampant psycho than ENTJ. I don’t like you all that much (and something tells me you don’t really care) but I respect you a LOT. Stay a safe distance away from me and please don’t judge me. You’re too savage.

ISFJ-  Hey my emo saviour. You understand everybody and nobody truly understands you. You’re the reliable Colin Firth that the world of Bridget Jones’s run to after their crazy escapades with Hugh Grant. Just remember to have standards baby, and don’t accept everyone that runs into you’re arms. You’re worth more than what most people are willing to give. Be my favourite sweet emotional little kid brother (even if you are female.)

ISTJ-  You say 'interesting’ a lot. If life were a tv show, you’d be a sassy little hate muffin that tumblr idolised that everyone would remark didnt get enough screen time. You’re all business and sometimes you should let down that gaurd fam :) Think about people a little bit more bud. I respect you. I’ll be your friend! But it will probably take three years to build up our relationship and it will probably be accidental, but im here for u anyway.

[our-brains-are-sick-but]

xxTPs//rebels

In my opinion xxTPs are the rebel types :) so I made these. ~ our-brains-are-sick-but