I'm A Shutup, Sit Down

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[shewatchesandreadsthings]

Other shows: Three is a crowd but it can be a love triangle = Good TV

Sense8: HOLD MY FUCKING BEER

[creigo]

ppl on here like to slander picasso but mastering realism as a teen and then saying fuck that and then painting square shit? absolute power move

[arandomthot]

This hits home a little too hard

[humoristics]

of course!!

credit

[hotvampireadjacent]

[the-butcher-bird]

A bunch of Ouji/Boy Style & Lady Dandy for @siggyneurotic

[soup-erb]

[theauthoressdefiant]

did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like “why the fuck would we do that” and mrs weasley basically said that fleur only liked bill bc of his looks and fleur totally told her and was like “i love him no matter what he looks like” and she turned out to be really cool I feel like fleur is underrated

[estessister]

what she said exactly was “i’m beautiful enough for both of us” and honestly when has anything been more iconic

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

i found my new favorite post on this website 

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Dragon Mother: YOU KILLED MY BABY.. YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME A NEW ONE.

Ranger: …Sure! I’m down!

Paladin: WH- NO! I have SO many objections!

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[nigenaide]

speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isn’t it beautiful.

[animatedtext]

[kyanitedragon]

When you’re aroace, and someone asks you if you think their crush is cute/hot.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via TechnicallyRon)

[reveriereversed]

maybe the last meme of 2017 is them.

[louisesunborn]

who?

[reveriereversed]

the friends we made along the way

[twilightly-blog]

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.

Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Tieflings…. MORE evil.

Every Tiefling PC: Gay party animal in a crop top and heels