morgan malaprop.

call me morgan. male × sick × open × homeless clown this is my main blog. there shouldn't be any porn here. my porn blog- eighteen plus only. my personal blog- this is my worst blog. credit to my lovely lady for my fancy avatar, love ya.

[brainsickking]

I wanna get buff. It’s one of my few wishes in life. I need to be able to lift my friends up both emotionally and physically. I do not, however, want to Ever do Any exercise in my life.

[doujinshi]

[thathomestar]

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

[incorrectportal]

i have nowhere else to put these that isn't my joke ig page so take the trash Wheatley pride things I've been stocking up on

flags, in order are:

sexy in a rat kind of way

tax fraud

rabies

fingers in his ass sunday

gun

invalid

eats glowsticks

horny on main

baby

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[srsfunny]

Everyone liked that.

[o-jaritataca]

worms in the sky

[phllotes]

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the “seeds” on Strawberries aren’t actually seeds. They are actually a type of dry fruit called achenes 

An achene (also sometimes called akene and occasionally achenium or achenocarp) is a type of simple dry fruit produced by many species of flowering plants.

[theshantiestme11ophone]

So you telling me that my fruit got fruit

[andthisisabitofboth]

[nerugiganon]

Strawberries are compound fruits! Each of the “seeds” is the fruit of a single flower.

Also apples are false fruits, the bit we eat is actually part of the stem (called the receptacle) and the actual “fruit” is the inedible core…

[cat-boy-tits]

What

[shitfacemcgeeee]

it's only inedible if ur a fucking coward

[bynine]

corrupto - originally the main character of a game, it was so poorly programmed that he managed to escape into the real world. his favorite activities include clipping into objects, going out of bounds, and t-posing.

[huckleberrycomics]

tfw you describe an experience to your friend trying to be relatable and they say “dude,,, are you good?”

insta | ko-fi

[sa2ha]

hhhhhhgghg feets

[task-mismanager]

[nesanica007]

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

[papasmoke]

i arrive at my local petsmart and purchase the pogchamp food for my pond pogchamps

[papasmoke]

[hollowtones]

spirits of hunger and feasting

[gif87a-com]

[gorgonsach]

stop!!! Don’t You Fucking See Him!!! FUCKJNG STOP

[gorgonsach]

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

[lesbian-mimikyu]

no white gay will reblog this

[queerfemme]

no white lgb person will reblog this

[lgbtqkidsrock]

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

[bitterbearsf]

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.