Shit Shire Says

The official Shire of Caer Caledon tumblr account. A place for stupid shit Shire people say.

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The Shire of Caer Caledon proudly presents "Ghosts", a short, medieval-inspired film.

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snake rave. inspired by recent events (shire committee D&D).

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Bardic, 3/10/24

"Feel fear at the sight of the angle paper!"

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Bardic, 3/10/24

"Why do you have bags of tuna?"

"I've already told you, they expire in 2026."

"That doesn't answer my question..."

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"Don't fuck onions. They won't respect you in the morning."

Hysterical cooks for the Michaelmas Feast

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Final kitchen selfies from the past Michaelmas Feast!

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Sir Richard Hole, Shire mascot, enjoying the past Michaelmas Feast! We all had a great time- thanks to everyone who came.

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Shire Feast selfies continue! Featuring Robbie the Keen

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Michaelmas Feast is coming- and so are our kitchen selfies!

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Secretaries of the Shire past and present made a Sir Richard Hole cake yesterday. He's our mascot!

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Maypole at Beltaine Fair!

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Another beautiful Beltaine photo... of a motley bunch of Shirelings and friends!

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Beltaine Duels!

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"You can never have too many weapons" - Guthbrandr

"ELITE" - Robbie the Keen