shitmann

I love the simple things in life: •doomed toxic yuri that hurts my soul •pretty pretty women!!!!

[rhaenicentrealness]

I know I’m fucking delusional because I’m kicking my feet at Rhaenyra going to see and confide in Alicent whom is in only her sleeping clothes like it’s the most casual thing. Like ladies, what happened to propriety?!

[lotsvelvetmood]

nothing pisses me off more than journalists referring to sophie nélisse as ‘heated rivalry star’ as if she doesn’t have the lead fucking role in her own show

but misogynistic media doesn’t gaf about sapphic characters, they just want to watch their men of the month fuck on camera

[ladystoneshart]

gave a pro-abortion speech

flippantly suggested child abandonment

acknowledged her feelings regarding rhaenyra choosing daemon over her

won a dick measuring contest against her wife's girlfriend and secured a tentative alliance with her (three-way when 👀)

got to wear something that wasn't a blue nightgown for once

got a cat

discovered a new hobby (spelunking)

criston cole about to DIE

ALICENT HIGHTOWER STOCKS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER ALICELS IF YOU'RE IN LINE FOR THE ALISSANCE STAY. IN. LINE.

[wolfienation]

alicent's mindset this episode was just lie lie manipulate lie. orwyle you're my friend helaena you need to drink this trust me please and drink it oh i'm gonna drink it to prove a point to this bitch who doesn't believe me oh i'm rhaenyra's prisoner which if i recall correctly you were also rhaenyra's prisoner which absolutely means rhaenyra has had her tongue down your throat hmm i can use that hey you know rhaenyra's a fuckboy right and it might feel nice while she smiles at you now but soon enough she's gonna stick a knife in your back believe me girl i've been there and done that she will leave you to fuck her uncle

[dungeonsex2026]

literally crying at the line “that you bathe in the warm light of her gaze”, it’s giving “trampled under your pretty foot again” like oh my goddddd homotron 3000 we get it!!!! you’re obsessed!!!

[wolfienation]

welcome back scorned lover alicent hightower!

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[benjinoff13]

i’m so intrigued by not knowing where alicent and rhaenyra were looking while the ring was being handed over

did they look each other in the eye (gay) or did they stare at their touching hands (also gay)

[shanebuffys]

JUST DID 800,000 LINES OF YURI COCAINE STRAIGHT FROM THE YURI COCAINE FACTORY

[purpleserpents]

my favorite ongoing bit this season is the comedic timing every time rhaenyra is in the council room yelling mostly to herself and mysaria about all the things she's gonna get done that day and all the decisions she's gonna make by herself in her infinite wisdom as queen to DESTROY the HIGHTOWER TRAITORS and then it immediately cuts to her storming into alicent's chambers to get her piece of daily advice and a peck on the cheek

[eylih05]

No wonder she knew they were bastards 😒

[eylih05]

Born to be the lesbian childfree divorced wine aunt who travels across the world, forced to be a religious Westerosi queen

[birdplushie]

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

[shittman17]

Alicent “it is trampled under your pretty foot again”

Rhaenyra “she called me pretty”

and that’s exactly what happened here

[prideprejudce]

daemon “well she’s my wife” and mysaria “well she trusts me more than you” going back and forth until alicent gets brought up and both their dumbasses just gotta sit there like this because she still tops overall

[shittman17]

I find it really interesting that people prefer a relationship with an uncle and his niece (literal incest) over a relationship with a fuck ton of chemistry between two women

[shittman17]

Otto Hightower AND new op Lord Jasper both killed in the span of 2 mins…it’s a good fucking day to be an Alicent Hightower STAN