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@shittycartoondadshowdown
The Ultimate Matchup!!!! Winner of the Main Bracket vs. Winner of the Losers Bracket!!!
Which is worse: shooting your son in the leg for no discernible reason, or fusing your daughter with a dog so you can get a better paycheck?
FIGHT!!!!!!!!
Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)
Shou Tucker (Fullmetal Alchemist)
The Ultimate Matchup!!!! Winner of the Main Bracket vs. Winner of the Losers Bracket!!!
Which is worse: shooting your son in the leg for no discernible reason, or fusing your daughter with a dog so you can get a better paycheck?
FIGHT!!!!!!!!
Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)
Shou Tucker (Fullmetal Alchemist)
thanks fam
(tags via @bees-tornado)
If this point had been made before, apologies. It's just the main thing that always sticks out for Shou Tucker. Which is that he didn't even do a good job on creating a chimera.
Later in the show, we see MULTIPLE chimeras. Humans with their full facilities and the best of the animals they were fused with.
So not only did he commit a crime against his family twice. Not only is he a terrible father and a terrible human in general.
He's a terrible alchemist.
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Can't believe we're having this conversation, but Shou Tucker was NOT "a good dad up until he did that". Good dads don't kill their kid's mom by fusing her with some animal and making her suffer so much she kills herself by starving to death because he wants money. Good dads don't allow their child to feel so terribly lonely, she has only a dog as a company in a big house because he's busy in his office. Good dads don't allow the house chores to pile up so terribly because "his wife is gone"
Moreover, transmutation like that is not something simple to do. It's not something you can just draw a circle that's the earth and be done with it. He planned all of it. He had the research done. He gathered the ingredients and drew the circles. He chose the family dog in specific.
And he showed absolutely no remorse. Even when he knew that Chimera Nina would suffer terribly, because his wife suffered so much she killed herself, he showed to remorse. He was ecstatic! He even deluded himself into thinking he now could provide Nina a better life with the money he'd get as if that'd somehow matter to the daughter he literally committed a crime against.
The biggest thing for Tucker for me is the betrayal because he seems like a good/decent father at first then he goes and does THAT. like if he was an obvious pos for the start the reveal wouldn't stung as much
RIGHT??!!
but for me the main thing that did it, besides nina and alexander both being SO adorable, was him making the “we’re not so different you and i” speech at ed. like
moodboard: just watched episode 7 of fullmetal alchemist
Huge congratulations to Clay Puppington, winner of the Shitty Cartoon Dad Losers' Bracket!
I couldn't be prouder of everyone who voted. Clay is 90% of the reason I started this blog, and even though this is basically a consolation prize, I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves.
However, this still leaves us with one question: how will Clay fare against the real shittiest cartoon dad of all time, Shou Tucker?
We shall see…
Stay tuned.
🚿 Which character(s) sweeps took you most by surprise?
Oh, easy. Mr. Turner.
I mean, especially with him beating Buck Cluck in round one. Buck got the second most submissions out of everyone.
Ask game, mostly “am mid-way/finished running a bracket” edition because I’m bored:
🐬 Which character(s) did you originally have in mind when making this tournament?
🧢 Were there any characters you predicted would win that actually ended up loosing?
🧊Are you running/have you ran any other tournaments? If so, which ones?
🛝 Which, if any, was your favorite matchup and why?
💎Are there any fandoms you found out existed via this tournament that you’d now be interested in checking out?
💙What’s your favorite part about running this tournament?
🚿 Which character(s) sweeps took you most by surprise?
📫Do you plan on running any other different tournaments after this one?
🩻 What’s the best piece of propaganda you’ve gotten from this tourney?
🗽Favorite image(s) you’ve used in a poll?
Feel free to ask me any of these! (:
Losers' Bracket Finals
Clay Puppington (Moral Orel) vs. Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
Clay Puppington
Emperor Belos
also i know i've talked a lot about the hunting trip episodes so here's a different episode of clay being a fucking terrible father that exemplifies why he NEEDS to win this contest:
actually fuck it. here's both parts of nature cut together for your viewing pleasure. i cannot recommend this episode enough.
Losers' Bracket Finals
Clay Puppington (Moral Orel) vs. Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
Clay Puppington
Emperor Belos
also i know i've talked a lot about the hunting trip episodes so here's a different episode of clay being a fucking terrible father that exemplifies why he NEEDS to win this contest:
Losers' Bracket Finals
Clay Puppington (Moral Orel) vs. Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
Clay Puppington
Emperor Belos
Canonically Jewish Character Tournament
hey! it's me, runner of @shittycartoondadshowdown, @shittycartoonmomshowdown, and @nepobabyshowdown. i'm here with another tournament for characters who are CANONICALLY jewish.
rules:
obviously, the character has to be confirmed jewish.
i won't rule out non-matrilineal jews though—if the character's dad is jewish but their mom isn't, i may count them anyway, depending on the character's relationship with judaism & how closely they identify w it.
if the character's judaism is only confirmed in a statement by the creator outside of the source itself, then i'll make a poll on whether they should qualify.
ditto for if the only proof we get is, for lack of a better word, non-substantial (like, say, the character goes to her niece's wedding and all the men are wearing kippahs and there's a canopy and they step on a glass but it's unclear whether the niece is jewish or if her husband-to-be is, or if they both are). but if i know the character well enough i may just decide on my own
the obligatory "submit as many characters as you want but only submit each character once"
fictional characters only
will probably cap at 32 characters, but ultimately it depends on the number of submissions
nobody's included automatically! submit jewish blorbos both well-known and obscure!
submissions will be open until may 5
please, for the love of god, no homestuck.
inspired in large part by @nicejewishcharactershowdown, and here's a few other cool blogs you should follow: @bestinshowbracket @indigenous-character-tournament @blackcharactertournament @ultimateheadcanontournament @bluehairandpronouns-tournament @fatherfigurefistfight @latine-showdown
Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)
Who's the worse father? FIGHT!!!
Gabriel Agreste
Clay Puppington
I already reblogged this post before, this has to be one of my favourite polls (because I actually know both the characters well enough to say things about them) but it still irks me every fucking time I see it because I bet every single one of the 637 people who voted Gabriel has never seen Moral Orel.
Clay is a selfish and abusive (and more but I only wanted to include the ones I could think of pertaining to his being a father) alcoholic who shot his own son and was glad about it, and you're telling me that he lost to some cliché supervillain who has never been shown to succeed in actually akumatising (manipulating using his superpower) his son in any situations that weren't time-reversed and basically felt like fever dreams?
Moral Orel has 3 seasons in which almost every episode from the first 2 seasons showed Clay abusing his son, in the 3rd season he is horrible too, while Miraculous Ladybug has almost 5 seasons, none of which show Gabriel using his superpower to manipulate his son (which he would do to any other citizen in the country) and have the effect actually last in the next episodes; the TWO of those episodes end with time-travelling to reverse this. Sure the action may be there, but it mostly felt incredibly surreal and more like the producers trying to show us the outcomes of commonly-asked questions, hence why they always reversed it in the end.
And let's not forget all the times Gabriel would stop when he finds out that the person he was about to manipulate was his son. Yes Gabriel does a lot of neglecting as well, but it does not seem to be very intentional, and he does pay for a lot of classes that Adrien takes, and not always in a pressuring way because I'm sure that Adrien does enjoy fencing. Not to mention that Gabriel also wants to resurrect his wife for both himself and his son.
Anyway here's to hoping that Clay wins the most recent shittycartoondadshowdown bracket, he is my blorbo (derogatory) and he deserves to win something, because if there's anything he's good at, it's at being a bad father.
Losers Bracket Semifinals
Who's the worse dad? FIGHT!!!
Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion
Losers Bracket Semifinals
Who's the worse dad? FIGHT!!!
Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)
Endeavor (My Hero Academia)
Welcome to the Ultimate Headcanon Tournament!
Do you have a headcanon that you hold close to your heart? Do you want to know if others agree? Then feel free to submit your headcanon here! Submissions end April 21 at 12:00 AM EST or sooner, if need be.
Rules: - Headcanons must be for a canon person, place, object, idea, event, etc. in a work of fiction. Original characters can be included,
Rules:
- Headcanons must be for a canon person, place, object, idea, event, etc. in a work of fiction. Original characters can be included, as long as it ties to something/someone else in the canon!
- Queer headcanons, disability headcanons, theories, and more are all welcome, no matter how niche it is!
- Please only submit a headcanon one time. However, you may submit many different headcanons, if you would like!
Inspired by: @anti-canon-trans-showdown, @lighthairdarkhair-battle, @dead-character-showdown, @book-was-better, @skittlesquadsquabble , @titular-twins-tournament , many others!
