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Prince of bad shitposts and recycled tumblr humor Jae // 24 // he/she/neos (ask for neos)

[warcrimesimulator]

#myapple

#mypeach

[queenfishiethemagnificent]

Brother what sort of beast is that

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Sable - Wikipedia

[lapin-milo]

[yay-bunnies-world]

i know him is naned is Bubies

[straycatj]

なに

ごはん？

Is it a time for the yummy?

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

Life Could Be Nightmare

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about

[flawlessassholes]

🍀 it’s a lucky max! reblog for max luck 🍀

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[terrible-eel]

The entire state of Hawaii has endured 40 inches of rain with no end in sight. There are multiple flood zones. 233 people have had to be rescued. A levee will most likely break and raise the water level to be 40ft high in some places.

If you want to help, please donate to the housing for homeless project Hui Mahi’ai Aina

And to the no kill animal shelter that needs to evacuate animals Oahu SPCA Veterinary Clinic and Animal Shelter

[terrible-eel]

Hawaiian Council launches Kākoʻo Oʻahu and $100,000 matching campaign to support flood impacted communities

Oahu is not going to recover overnight so please consider donating to the communities impacted by the floods!

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

the 3st.

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[themythicalcodfish]

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#a shot of everclear is good in a can of coke tho#it’s what I used to drink in highschool

Hey prev... did you graduate high school or did they just bury you where you fell and you're posting from the computer lab you now haunt?

[baronmagikcarp]

[sexchangedotcom]

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

[fresh-and-fruit-y]

[nyemnyems]

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[treecitysessions]

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

[treecitysessions]

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

[crowrasu]

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