imagine if grace has gone ahead and sent a radio message to earth right when he woke up
so like two decades after launch, stratt gets a call that's just grace being like
and then two months later the beetles arrive and he's fine

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we're not kids anymore.
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imagine if grace has gone ahead and sent a radio message to earth right when he woke up
so like two decades after launch, stratt gets a call that's just grace being like
and then two months later the beetles arrive and he's fine
Writing a yandere relationship but shaking my head the whole time to show that i don't support the ideas of monogamous marriage or the idea that you can only fall in love with one person for the rest of your life but nodding my head enthusiastically at the murder and the holding people hostage to show that i wholeheartedly endorse it
I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.
You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.
You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.
You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.
"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.
free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence
Had a stealthy visitor while pulling up weeds
Bird Finder
I found the bird (<30 seconds)
I found the bird (>30 seconds)
Where the hell is everyone finding this bird??
Sacrifice for human kind
fucking tumblr user.
How many times do I have to tell you people I don't know what a tumblr is or how to use one
I usually just stick with mason jars :/
petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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happy pride everyone
Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.
if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon
But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......
i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it
It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands
It’s actually the peopleburger leagues
Blocking for being funnier than me
and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance
some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear
I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.
hey man how's it going
sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess
hey man how's it going
wow. made it less than three months in
this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys
do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared
you have to date the last fictional character u downloaded how is it going
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wild that frats and sororities are like a real thing and not something they made up for college movies. i dont even really understand their purpose aside from having batshit parties and vaguely homoerotic torture initiation rituals.