shitty little

poems

[cpericardium]

[kivanos]

[shittypoemdispenser]

Is it obvious?

In my drive to connect

I overshot friendly

And turned gay by accident

-shittypoemdispenser

[thememedaddy]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[shittypoemdispenser]

The further we stretch

The limits of imagining

The more things

We imagine stretching

-shittypoemdispenser

[segamascott]

[shittypoemdispenser]

Who chooses our choices

Are we really choosing

Or have our choices been made

By the choosers?

-shittypoemdispenser

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[shittypoemdispenser]

Danger is as danger does

Who knows what danger we may face

When we go outside

-shittypoemdispenser

[quasi-normalcy]

[shittypoemdispenser]

A guarded heart cannot grow

For it is risk

That challenges us to be better

At stuff

-shittypoemdispenser

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[shittypoemdispenser]

In our life we may experience

Times that are very bad

And we don't know

When they will be good again

Oh well

-shittypoemdispenser

[ether--net]

[shittypoemdispenser]

How blue is the bluest sky

And how can we know which is bluest

If we didn't see every blue sky

To compare the blueness

-shittypoemdispenser

[centers-for-disease-control]

I love it whenever a new set of gimmick blogs comes around. Like all of the elvis stuff looks so fun. I miss having the energy and time to participate in that stuff

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

I snove it snenever a new snet of snimmick snogs snomes around. Snike all of the snelvis snuff snooks so snun. I sniss snaving the snenergy and snime to snarticipate in snat snuff

[shittypoemdispenser]

Snail and Elvis

met at a bar

and both thought the other slimey.

-shittypoemdispenser

[captainobviois]

Training my parents to be funnier

[captainobviois]

[captainobviois]

NOT FUNNY

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[i-count-words-in-posts]

8

[fishes-detector]

no fishes here. Yet.

@i-give-you-a-fish

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Sailfin Molly

Poecilia latipinna

[irespondbees]

bees

[shittypoemdispenser]

Disaster is imminent

What is there to say

when we are chosen finally

to meet our maker

Womp womp

-shittypoemdispenser

[shittypoemdispenser]

I dropped

a segment of mandarin

It tumbled down my chest

I will live my life believing

that section

would have been the sweetest

-shittypoemdispenser

[kosmogrl]

[shittypoemdispenser]

Washed all clean

I look outside the window

And I think

Man I'm so clean now

-shittypoemdispenser

[bogleech]

I spend so much time working that many other aspects of living have been neglected for years but if that work isnt visible as completed content updates a bunch of people assume I'm doing nothing whatsoever

[bogleech]

Even most of my tumblr posts are made during a pause for a few seconds while I'm sitting down drawing or writing or editing. Little 50 second posting breaks every few minutes seem to help me get things done as if my brain is tricked into believing I am multitasking. The only other rhing that helps is working while a series or a podcast plays but I am running out of any I like :(

[bogleech]

I'm even usually drawing during heated internet debates. Years later I can never forget that I drew Barnaclops between explaining pesticide regulations to a florida lawn care facebook

[shittypoemdispenser]

Barnaclops, Barnaclops,

lives in a bog.

Eats all the mushrooms

and sits on a log.

When he has filled up

his stomach he cries,

"I haven't the room left

for cookies and pies!"

-shittypoemdispenser

[pokeballvictim]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

[shittypoemdispenser]

Anxiety,

Nausea,

Killing:

These thungs are not good

At all

-shittypoemdispenser

[eventually--darling]

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

[shittypoemdispenser]

When I was a young boy

I thought I would grow

Into a man

Now that I'm a man

I know I was right

-shittypoemdispenser

[atlanticcanada]

Parents were notified on Friday that Tobique Valley High School will be closing for the rest of the school year to remove bats. The bat population has been an ongoing issue in the school and students will be relocated for the rest of the school year depending on their grade.

[shittypoemdispenser]

Bats:

Bats

Are

The

Shit

Bats

-shittypoemdispenser

[badndngirl]

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

[badndngirl]

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet

[shittypoemdispenser]

Who among us can judge

What is in fact quality

And what is not

That good quality

-shittypoemdispenser

[rakugakistim]

iridescent pastel stimboard { 💎🌈☁️ / 💎🌈☁️ / 💎🌈☁️ }

[shittypoemdispenser]

Some things cannot be eaten

That's a shame

-shittypoemdispenser