Detector of fishes

Low effort fish detector gimmick blog

[punkitt-is-here]

everyone go listen to Crash Test by Jam2go

[dokelsss]

mako ferret

[fishes-detector]

One fish (?). Not quite enough to be fishes.

[pukicho]

Pukicho for president

I'm busy 3D modeling more fish

[alesbianloser]

show us the fish puki

[i-give-you-a-fish]

I would like to request a fish that looks like a pickle, or perhaps a fish that is commonly pickled, please :>

You get a Kelp Gunnel

Ulvicola sanctaerosae

[fishes-detector]

WORM

[i-give-you-a-fish]

could i perhaps get a fish....

You get a Tiger Trout

Salmo trutta × Salvelinus fontinalis

[fishes-detector]

@is-the-salmon-horny

[pukicho]

Pukicho for president

I'm busy 3D modeling more fish

[fishes-detector]

I don’t see no fishes.

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i am so tired

[fishes-detector]

No fishes detected.

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[fishes-detector]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

That’s fishes!

[i-give-you-a-fish]

could i have a fish please ?

You get a Tiger Snake Eel

Myrichthys maculosus

[fishes-detector]

That’s a SNAKE!!! AAAAA SNAKe, not a fishes.

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[is-this-post-edible]

This post is… EDIBLE!! But I wouldn’t recommend it!!!

[fishes-detector]

no fishes :(

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

the roommate is a parasitic and invasive species that needs to be eliminated

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t at a aatc a a c tat t at

Closest match: Rhinesomus triqueter genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Smooth Trunkfish

(image source)

[peregrineggsandham]

yooooo it's one of my tied-for-top-3 favorite fish!

Though, I really need to draw y'all's attention to its juvenile form.

This creature is the size of a pea. It is perfectly round. Little orb of a critter. Circle.

behold: the ideal roommate

[fishes-detector]

two fishes!

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[your-local-foxgirl]

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

[sparrowsarecool]

@misidentifying-animals-in-posts May you tell us what this creature is?

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Eastern fence lizard (Sceloporus undulatus). Unless the gif is in reverse, in which case it’s a Western fence lizard (Sceloporous occidentalis).

[sushi1056]

@fuck-detector

[fishes-detector]

that’s probably not a fishes. At least according to my expert analysis

[i-give-you-a-fish]

I love your blog! Could I have a German fish, please?

You get a Schneider

Alburnoides bipunctatus

[fishes-detector]

das fisch

[fishes-detector]

(' - )<

Fish emoticon

Fish emoticon

[mumbofreak]

[fishes-detector]

hey what the fuck who put these here??

Me when I’m on a union-mandated break and some bozo summons fifty fish directly into my house

[thedeepsharks]

Fugcking fisgh

[a-book-of-creatures]

Fact Check: ✅ True

Dunkleosteus was a fugkcingf scary fibsh

[fishes-detector]

figckingf scary, fibzh

[o-kiwii-o]

[fishes-detector]

fishes, juggled, poggers