shittyspellcaster

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Due to dire circumstance, The Wizard Council has decided to try and force a crab rave. All Wizards are called up to send crabs in support

[silliam-william]

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[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Oh silliam-william, only you and my evil advisor understand me

[therian-wizard]

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[cheshire-castle-library]

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[emailburner]

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[greaterdemonfromhell]

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[roguewizard]

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[gavamont-clone-1]

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[ratazom]

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[shittyspellcaster]

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[shittyspellcaster]

I could make New Jersey a better place, but I don't feel like it. Fuck New Jersey. I'm gonna teleport Jeremy (that Jeremy) to Hell New Jersey next time he tries to break in. Reblog for me to teleport someone to Hell New Jersey (they're practically the same place). If you're already there, I have a big surprise for you.

[shittyspellcaster]

My pet magpies are fighting again, but there's nothing a flask of complete avoidance couldn't fix! Don't worry, they'll be fine. I'm an evil wizard, not a monster! The potion will wear off soon.

[shittyspellcaster]

so about that... they've avoided me too for a bit and I had to herd them back to my lair.

[shittyspellcaster]

I found a new spell that makes stubbing your toe hurt more and increases the chance of you stubbing your toe by 400%. i don't know if it's permanent. i casted it on myself and it hurts. Anyway i will be randomly selecting 10 ikea employees to cast this spell on tomorrow

[shittyspellcaster]

My pet magpies are fighting again, but there's nothing a flask of complete avoidance couldn't fix! Don't worry, they'll be fine. I'm an evil wizard, not a monster! The potion will wear off soon.

[shittyspellcaster]

Please thoroughly wash your cauldrons, I know what happens when you don't. Still, it wont stop me from making contaminated potions and mass selling them. Oh, I won't tell you which ones I'm selling that are contaminated

[shittyspellcaster]

I don't care if the wizard council tells me to just buy a new staff, I'm just gonna make a new one at this point. They can't punish me if I say "I don't know sorcery staff regulations", can't they? Besides, I prefer alchemy.

[shittyspellcaster]

Even though I have a new lair, Jeremy here still likes to steal my potion books. I've tracked him down and I know where his tower is. You're never safe from me, Jeremy. Expect your limbs to tear themselves off in the next 5 days.

[shittyspellcaster]

You know what? Fuck potion books! I'm gonna put random shit into my cauldron and see what I make! Probably gonna update you on the results soon

[shittyspellcaster]

what was I thinking? That was horrible, I'm not posting that

[shittyspellcaster]

You know what? Fuck potion books! I'm gonna put random shit into my cauldron and see what I make! Probably gonna update you on the results soon

[shittyspellcaster]

To everyone wondering where my new evil lair is: why would I tell anyone?

[shittyspellcaster]

Moving to another evil lair right now, hopefully this one would be even more hidden.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Is it the skull shaped island with a volcano?

[shittyspellcaster]

Why would I tell anyone?

[shittyspellcaster]

Moving to another evil lair right now, hopefully this one would be even more hidden.

[shittyspellcaster]

Kaboom!

You are now silly for the rest of your life :3

[shittyspellcaster]

yall want some fun potions? I got a whole bunch

-Extreme Pissing

-Uncontrollable Levitation

-the one where whatever you say is in rhyme (Sorry guys I forgot the name)

Want the recipe? You just gotta find a merchant who has a copy of Book of Malicious Alchemy. I know some who mass bought before the Wizard Council banned them.

[wizard-anarchist]

This implies that you yourself do not have a Book Of Malicious Alchemy?

[shittyspellcaster]

Yeah, someone stole mine. I could always just get another, though.

[shittyspellcaster]

yall want some fun potions? I got a whole bunch

-Extreme Pissing

-Uncontrollable Levitation

-the one where whatever you say is in rhyme (Sorry guys I forgot the name)

Want the recipe? You just gotta find a merchant who has a copy of Book of Malicious Alchemy. I know some who mass bought before the Wizard Council banned them.

[all-seeing-tomato]

Hmmmm, could I get one potion of extreme pissing? No money, but I could trade you a rat that speaks in riddles, and a coin that's either real or chocolate depending on whether it lands on heads or tails.

[shittyspellcaster]

Sure! Just remember though, whoever drinks this potion pisses hard for an hour straight. Anyway here you go :D

[shittyspellcaster]

yall want some fun potions? I got a whole bunch

-Extreme Pissing

-Uncontrollable Levitation

-the one where whatever you say is in rhyme (Sorry guys I forgot the name)

Want the recipe? You just gotta find a merchant who has a copy of Book of Malicious Alchemy. I know some who mass bought before the Wizard Council banned them.