overdose

My name is ally

[angelandwind]

His lips…touched..Jongin’s..ear… I need air..

[carlgallaghers]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[nsz-followsfrom]

sekai + holding hands in 2016 ♡ // pt. 1

[kaibaekworld]

[illegalkai]

Can you two not flirt on stage pls? (read; pls keep flirting on stage) [x]

[illegalkai]

ಥ‿ಥ [x]

[shining-petal]

jongin’s really proud of his baby maknae ♥

[shining-petal]

sehun patting jongin’s thigh during playboy when he forgot that jongin’s holding his mic

[captainhawkguy]

Chunk takes his education very seriously

[yoyosufo]

His name is Chunk omg

[shixunie]

[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

[dinofarts]

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

[ccstcrptc]

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

[odins-nose-deactivated20141228]

Oh

[thenaebyrd777]

i clapped

[occasional-hyperfixation]

Everyone needs to see this at least once

[astonishingly]

buffering more like suffering

[kissthelipsbetweenmyhips-deacti]

[modorrelin-deactivated20170422]

[pleatedjeans]