no mourners, no funerals

moved to holland--vosijk hi i'm chloe. current obsessions: Six of Crows, Saga, Black Panther, Dick Grayson

[shlowee-blog]

hi so this account is linked to my old hotmail account which I no longer have access to :(

I’ve been slowly moving my things over to a new tumblr: https://holland–vosijk.tumblr.com/ 

[shlowee-blog]

hi so this account is linked to my old hotmail account which I no longer have access to :(

I’ve been slowly moving my things over to a new tumblr: https://holland–vosijk.tumblr.com/ 

[shlowee-blog]

hi so this account is linked to my old hotmail account which I no longer have access to :(

I’ve been slowly moving my things over to a new tumblr: https://holland–vosijk.tumblr.com/ 

[shlowee-blog]

hi so this account is linked to my old hotmail account which I no longer have access to :(

I’ve been slowly moving my things over to a new tumblr: https://holland–vosijk.tumblr.com/ 

[shlowee-blog]

hi so this account is linked to my old hotmail account which I no longer have access to :(

I’ve been slowly moving my things over to a new tumblr: https://holland–vosijk.tumblr.com/ 

[shlowee-blog]

hi so this account is linked to my old hotmail account which I no longer have access to :(

I’ve been slowly moving my things over to a new tumblr: https://holland–vosijk.tumblr.com/ 

[shlowee-blog]

hi so this account is linked to my old hotmail account which I no longer have access to :(

I’ve been slowly moving my things over to a new tumblr: https://holland--vosijk.tumblr.com/ 

[paleaged]

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

[corgisagainsthumanity]

I think @mulaney would approve

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

her name is alexa

[theforce]

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

[alisonzai]

[marisatomay]

new meme template have fun babes

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

mmmm whatcha say

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[brainstatic]

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

[magdaliny-deactivated20191030]

“One of the most painful parts of teaching mathematics is seeing students damaged by the cult of the genius. The genius cult tells students it’s not worth doing mathematics unless you’re the best at mathematics, because those special few are the only ones whose contributions matter. We don’t treat any other subject that way! I’ve never heard a student say, ‘I like Hamlet, but I don’t really belong in AP English – that kid who sits in the front row knows all the plays, and he started reading Shakespeare when he was nine!’ Athletes don’t quit their sport just because one of their teammates outshines them. And yet I see promising young mathematicians quit every year, even though they love mathematics, because someone in their range of vision was ‘ahead’ of them. We lose a lot of math majors this way. Thus, we lose a lot of future mathematicians; but that’s not the whole of the problem. I think we need more math majors who don’t become mathematicians. More math major doctors, more math major high school teachers, more math major CEOs, more math major senators. But we won’t get there until we dump the stereotype that math is only worthwhile for kid geniuses.”

— Jordan Ellenberg, How Not To Be Wrong: The Power of Mathematical Thinking

[cantinasband]

Can you take me to my friend, Julie’s house, please? [Sure. Who’s Julie.] She’s my best friend.