shhhhh

succession and shitposts. this is really embarrassing for both of us

[shlurmpt]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Personally I'd like to see WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension #feminism

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[shlurmpt]

if people don’t start writing more succession fic, i'm going to have to take matters into my own hands.

[romanticspeculation]

Kendall Roy not talking to his dad directly like a 12 year old and his brain freezing whilst trying to give a witty retort to reference jack and the beanstalk and stuttering out something vaguely incoherent….. like no one doing it like you king

[arcmonkeys]

[rabbithide]

[lovely-v]

i was at a bookshop yesterday buying three books and the cashier looked at my stack and went “oh one of my favorites! oh another one of my favorites! oh three of my favorites !!” and all i could think was

[shlurmpt]

if I wasn’t meant to deeply sympathize with a literal murderer, then why does he have such big, sad eyes?

[shlurmpt]

succession characters and their favorite musical artists

Kendall: Kid Cudi, because he relates to Cudi’s mental health struggles and glamorizes his drug use. He thinks Man on the Moon is a substitute for therapy. It is not. 

Roman: 100gecs, because it’s literally the only thing that can hold his attention. He also likes Grimes, but that has more to do with the fact that she scares him.  

Shiv: She would love to say Lauryn Hill or Fiona Apple, but she’s not actually that type of person. It’s really the Spice Girls.

Tom: He says the Smiths, but his secret playlist is all Mitski. 

Greg: Doesn’t really listen to one specific artist so much as he just lets his Spotify recommended take him where he’s going. His top song of 2020 was Jordan Belfort. 

Connor: America, who he thinks is still underground despite the band being formed literally 50 years ago. He thinks of “A Horse with No Name” as the unofficial anthem for Austerlitz. 

Logan: Doesn’t listen to music voluntarily. 

[funnytwittertweets]

[brookheimer]

fuck you: tired, overused, bland, lukewarm

i’m gonna run up the fucking bean stalk: beautiful, visceral, stinging, incomprehensible

[julienbakersideblog]

[shlurmpt]

I am a Kendall Roy apologist first, and a believer in socioeconomic equality second

[eileennatural]

it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad